Glassy Stare

[AndyC]

"C'mon honey, snap out of it. It doesn't look that bad."

[Texdar]

Even though you're a woman I'm sure you'll get the lead part in the Telly Savalas biography movie.

[Gerry]

In her only guest appearance on Star Trek, Sinead O'Connor was criticized soundly for her wooden performance.

[IzzyDedjet]

Listen, if you hate it that much, why not borrow my toupee?
It can't look any worse on you than it does me.

[AndyC]

Persis Khambatta demonstrates her dramatic range.

[BlackAngel75]

Wow, these dolls are very lifelike.  What does it say on her shirt?  "To activate, push button on neck."

[Mr. DS]

People may laugh at me but being a mannequin dresser really isn't such a bad job. 

[AndyC]

"That's right Persis. After this, your biggest starring role will be in Megaforce."

[Yaddo 42]

The key to Kirk's success with the ladies - hypnosis.

[Andrew]

We are on Sound Stage 12.  They are filming something called "THX-1138" on Sound Stage 21.

[sideorderofninjas]

Quick get Bones!!!  Someone else watched the Star Wars Holiday Special!!!!

[jdlarch]

When she failed to rouse him with her "V-ger" talk, she gave him the cold shoulder. Unfortunately he grabbed the warm one.

[sprite75]

Oh God, he's touching me!  Maybe if I keep up this blank stare he'll lose interest and go away!

[Jack]

"Kirk unit?  Would you like to see...Kirk's unit?"

[Psycho Circus]

"Congratulation Mr. Merciless, the sex-change operation was a success!"