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Delimma: I can't decide if I should buy Cybernator...

Started by Pilgermann, September 26, 2007, 02:43:21 PM

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Pilgermann

OK, so Deep Discount has some buy one get one free stuff (http://www.deepdiscount.com/DVD---Buy-One-Get-One-Free_stcVVcatId476506VVviewcat.htm?promoCode=BUYONEGETONE907) and one thing that caught my eye was a double feature of Cybernator and Hyperspace.  I don't know what I'd choose as my free DVD at this point, but the decision lies in whether or not I should consider this abominable double feature.  After reading reviews of Cybernator on Amazon I'm intrigued/scared.  Here's my favorite:

QuoteFew things can be said about this movie. Let's put it this way. I haven't thrown up in a really long time. Probably since the age of 13, I'm 40 now. One night the wife and I decided we wanted a good sci-fi flick so we picked up Cybernator. The entire family is sitting in the living room watching this disgrace. My children were crying and I was violently wretching on my wife's face. Cybernator was so awful that if I got a water gun, painted my face white, and spoke like my baby daughter it would be more Science Fiction-y. This moive impacted my family very much. The morning after I awoke to realize that my wife and children had moved out. She left a note about how she could not love a man who introduced his family to Cybernator. She said that if one of the children dies that she would tell officers that they were murdered by me. The letter ended with her saying that after watching Cybernator I pretty much had already murdered my family. It's been tough lately. Since my divorce I walk the streets-face painted white, carrying a super soaker. I only respond if I am referred to as 'Cybernator.' I have acquired the ability to fly too! Thank you Robert Rundle...thank you for my hell that some might call life. Death to the Cybernator!

Anyways, as for other film options, Funny Man looks interesting, and they've got one called Freakshow that stars Gunnar Hansen (which seems to be out of print and some folks are asking for stupid prices).