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Britney Spears Bombing At The VMA

Started by Mr. DS, September 10, 2007, 11:41:35 AM

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Mr. DS

#45
October 02, 2007, 11:37:56 AM
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RapscallionJones

#46
October 02, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Holy christ!  How much must you suck as a mother to have your children awarded to that flea bag?

Actually, from what I've been seeing, she's just a run of the mill drug addict and he won custody because he does less coke than her. 
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CheezeFlixz

#47
October 02, 2007, 08:53:23 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer court, but you can't take the trailer court out of the girl.


(No offense to anyone living in a trailer court, I'm sure you know the ones I speak of.)

Snivelly

#48
October 02, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
Quote from: RapscallionJones on October 02, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Holy christ!  How much must you suck as a mother to have your children awarded to that flea bag?

Actually, from what I've been seeing, she's just a run of the mill drug addict and he won custody because he does less coke than her. 

I think the boys would be better off if the court found a pack of wolves to award custody to.
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Derf

#49
October 02, 2007, 10:18:01 PM
Quote from: Snivelly on October 02, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
I think the boys would be better off if the court found a pack of wolves to award custody to.

"Lucan Federline" does have a nice ring to it...

Or maybe "Lobo Spears"?  :tongueout:
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Ash

#50
October 04, 2007, 05:29:46 AM


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Mr. DS

#51
October 04, 2007, 08:06:36 AM
Quote from: Ash on October 04, 2007, 05:29:46 AM


:teddyr:

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Derf

#52
October 04, 2007, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Ash on October 04, 2007, 05:29:46 AM


:teddyr:

I agree. Leave Britney alone. On a deserted island with no recording equipment.
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CheezeFlixz

#53
October 04, 2007, 08:15:10 AM
I'm betting that before it's all over she ends up headlining at a strip club as the featured dancer.

IzzyDedjet

#54
October 04, 2007, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on October 04, 2007, 08:15:10 AM
I'm betting that before it's all over she ends up headlining at a strip club as the featured dancer.

There was a rumor floating around a few years ago that Brit had been seen paling around with Jenna Jameson.
Jenna was later quoted as saying that if Brit's music career ever tanked (as it looks like it is) she had a career in the adult entertainment business just waiting for her.
Either you're having prophetic visions again or you read the same article as I did.

TheSinisterQuinn

#55
October 04, 2007, 01:15:31 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 04, 2007, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on October 04, 2007, 08:15:10 AM
I'm betting that before it's all over she ends up headlining at a strip club as the featured dancer.

There was a rumor floating around a few years ago that Brit had been seen paling around with Jenna Jameson.
Jenna was later quoted as saying that if Brit's music career ever tanked (as it looks like it is) she had a career in the adult entertainment business just waiting for her.
Either you're having prophetic visions again or you read the same article as I did.

Great minds think alike. Granted, I didn't read the article... But what else does a washed up drugged out former poptart bombshell have left to do to stay in the limelight? Other than porn?

I was begging for her to go to the dark side back before she ruined her career (and body) by getting married to a fellow white trash leech.

Two kids and 500 gallons of Starbucks later..... I'm not so sure.
My condolences to the editor that has to airbrush out all of the jiggling and cellulite!

flackbait

#56
October 04, 2007, 01:20:10 PM
QuoteTwo kids and 500 gallons of Starbucks later..... I'm not so sure.
My condolences to the editor that has to airbrush out all of the jiggling and cellulite!
Don't think he minds. that means about 40 or so hours of overtime. Imagnies alll the pay hes making.

CheezeFlixz

#57
October 05, 2007, 11:26:51 AM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 04, 2007, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on October 04, 2007, 08:15:10 AM
I'm betting that before it's all over she ends up headlining at a strip club as the featured dancer.

There was a rumor floating around a few years ago that Brit had been seen paling around with Jenna Jameson.
Jenna was later quoted as saying that if Brit's music career ever tanked (as it looks like it is) she had a career in the adult entertainment business just waiting for her.
Either you're having prophetic visions again or you read the same article as I did.

It would be prophetic vision ...

AnubisVonMojo

#58
October 07, 2007, 06:30:23 PM
Quote from: TheSinisterQuinn on October 04, 2007, 01:15:31 PM
I was begging for her to go to the dark side back before she ruined her career (and body) by getting married to a fellow white trash leech.

Two kids and 500 gallons of Starbucks later..... I'm not so sure.
My condolences to the editor that has to airbrush out all of the jiggling and cellulite!

Lest we forget the 400lbs of Carl's Jr. that have passed through her like so many half-digested colon kids.

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raj

#59
October 08, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
What a fall she's taken.  If she wants to be a stripper or porn star, she'll need to get back in shape.
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