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American Gladiators, brother!

Started by AnubisVonMojo, October 04, 2007, 10:00:12 AM

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AnubisVonMojo

That's right, American Gladiators is coming back with a new coat of paint and it's going to be hosted by none other than Hulk Hogan. All I can say is that I hope they don't f*ck with the theme music, cuz if I hear anything other than that theme when the new show starts, I'm turning it off.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

RapscallionJones

WHAT YA GONNA DO, BROTHER???

The theme song can beat it, if the show is missing that tennis ball launcher, I will be p**sed.

What they REALLY need to do is bring Sasuke (aka Ninja Warrior) to America and make sure it's just as difficult as the Japanese version.  No wimps.  If no one wins then no one wins.
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HappyGilmore

I used to love American Gladiators, and it's good to see Hulk doing something other than wrestling, because at his age, it's useless.  Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
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RapscallionJones

Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 04, 2007, 10:49:00 AM
Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?
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Jack

If only they'd get rid of the men competing and just have babes in spandex, then it would be the perfect show.
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AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: Jack on October 04, 2007, 02:51:10 PM
If only they'd get rid of the men competing and just have babes in spandex, then it would be the perfect show.

I don't know if it was the '80s hair or the fact that they were all big enough to beat my ass to a pulp, but I think I might've found one woman on that show attractive... and I think she had bad teeth...

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

BlackAngel75

Quote from: RapscallionJones on October 04, 2007, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 04, 2007, 10:49:00 AM
Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?


And whoever wins gets to pose like Hogan, with Hogan.
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HappyGilmore

Quote from: RapscallionJones on October 04, 2007, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 04, 2007, 10:49:00 AM
Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?
Don't forget the flaming table covered in barbed wire, too.   :teddyr:
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

VenominOhio

Hogan was never that extreme,and at his age do you think he could Powerbomb anyone? i doubt it. maybe the loser has to go driving with Nick Hogan.

Jack

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 04, 2007, 02:57:56 PM
I don't know if it was the '80s hair or the fact that they were all big enough to beat my ass to a pulp, but I think I might've found one woman on that show attractive... and I think she had bad teeth...

I was thinking more of the female contestants  :teddyr:  Some of them were pretty sweet looking.
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IzzyDedjet

As I recall, one of the female Gladiators was in Playboy...and remarkably soft looking.   :teddyr:

Scott

Great show (1989-1997). To bad it was originally my idea in 1985 while working on a patents for related equipment.

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TLfACqLDeTM  

HappyGilmore

AG was a good show.  I used to play their video game for the old NES system.

Quote from: VenominOhio on October 04, 2007, 08:25:44 PM
Hogan was never that extreme,and at his age do you think he could Powerbomb anyone? i doubt it. maybe the loser has to go driving with Nick Hogan.
Shoot, at his condition, he's lucky he can do that patented "Get punched three times, stand up, point a finger, and yell "YOU!" thing he does, let alone his leg drop.
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Ted C

I used to love that show back in the day; I'm looking forward to the comeback.

And I think several of the lady Gladiators were pretty hot, actually.
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Oldskool138

Well, Hulk's gotta make those alimony payments.  Divorce-amania, Brother!
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