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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

Started by Ash, October 07, 2007, 12:27:10 AM

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Ash

I found this quiz on somebody's Myspace profile.

I'm Leatherface.
"Wow! Leather Face, all i can say is that your messed up and you need help. Your pretty gruesome, using a chainsaw to kill, hanging people on hooks like clothes, and sewing peoples faces together to make your own. What a hobby! But it must run in the family, because their weird too. But yeah, your a killer and you get the job done!"

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Shadow


Your the killer Leprechaun, you love your gold and will literally kill for it. Your a sneaky lil devil too to short to be notice, Hiding in trees, making animal sounds. Your smart too making deals, and always keeping your end of the bargain. If anyone every double-crossed you you'd make sure they never did it again. OOoohh you're feisty.
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Mr. DS

Just who I wanted to be...Freddy...


Wow! Freddy..huh... Well you are a evil one going in out of peoples dreams, causing nightmares. Even though your method of killing is creative your too scared to kill outside of the mind. Get some Balls. Loose the finger knives and...get a better sweater.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AnubisVonMojo

#3
I wound up being the Leprechaun, I think based solely on my love for the color green... and the bad grammar and blatant repeated misuses of the word "your" made the little Grammar Nazi in my brain curl up in a corner and cry... because my brain is apparently very angular and full of corners somehow...  :bluesad:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

IzzyDedjet


Snivelly

What the heck....?



"You're the Creeper your meant to kill. And 23 is your big number. Your lil gruesome to eating people, using their skin for under tunnel caverns left for teens to find. Your quick too, those massive wings can chop off heads and get you places you need to get, like on top of School Buses. Your also nasty and like bellybuttons, any body part you can make your own for that matter. Your just weird.


I wish someone had thought to proofread the quiz and answers first.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

CheezeFlixz

Jason Voorhees


You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.

AndyC

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

raj






You're the Creeper your meant to kill. And 23 is your big number. Your lil gruesome to eating people, using their skin for under tunnel caverns left for teens to find. Your quick too, those massive wings can chop off heads and get you places you need to get, like on top of School Buses. Your also nasty and like bellybuttons, any body part you can make your own for that matter. Your just weird.

the ghoul

#9
Jason Voorhees


You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.

BoyScoutKevin

Michael Meyers for me. Along with the other 9%, who took the test.

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Mr_Vindictive

Chucky here



"You're Chucky, the mischievous one of the bunch. You are very determined and open-minded. What you want your guarantee to get it. You don't kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose. You use anything you can to get the job done. Good for you!"



You don't kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose?  What you want your guarantee to get it?

Does that make sense to anyone?
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"The greatest medicine in the world is human laughter. And the worst medicine is zombie laughter." -- Jack Handey

A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

IzzyDedjet

It should read
You don't kill to kill, you're more strategic than anyone.

This test was either written by a total idjit, or someone with a lousy grasp of the English language, proper punctuation and correct syntax usages.  Someone who uses English as a second or maybe even a third language.

JaseSF

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"