Metropolis

[Gerry]

Although his desire to leave his dull job at the end of the day was understandable, Freder took the concept of "clock watching" a bit far.

[AndyC]

"You see Bill, this is why you'll never make it as a mime. You're supposed to move as if you were trapped inside a giant clock."

[Rev. Powell]

"Not to worry, Mr. Gulliver, I'm sure you won't have any trouble setting the time on this fine wrist watch."

[Mr. DS]

Johnny realized that no matter how hard he tried, making a human sized Micky Mouse watch was just impossible. 

[Yaddo 42]

The Harold Lloyd ripoffs never stop.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Step 1 of artificially inseminating a clock

[IzzyDedjet]

Joe mentioned that he was feeling pressed, but I can't remember if he said BY or FOR time

[Raffine]

"Daylight Savings Time starts today?!? NOOOOO!!!"

[AndyC]

"Tiiiiiime is on my side.....no it's NOT!"

[Flangepart]

The miunet and hour hands were no problim. It was keeping the second hand from crushing his head that had frank in a bother.

[Jack]

Last time I got drunk I woke up on a golf course...and now this.  Gotta get back on the wagon.

[Texdar]

Clock aerobics proved to be hard on the back.

[BlackAngel75]

Flava Flav will never have this clock!  NEVER!!!!!!!

[Mortal Envelope]

Temple Fugate claims yet another victim!

[JaseSF]

Revenge of the killer clock!