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Started by Gerry, October 16, 2007, 09:50:07 AM

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Gerry

October 16, 2007, 09:50:07 AM Last Edit: December 11, 2007, 01:35:23 PM by Gerry


You're right...that is the biggest zit I have ever seen.

Joe the Destroyer

#1
October 16, 2007, 10:49:37 AM
You got a purdee mouth!

Mr. DS

#2
October 16, 2007, 11:08:04 AM
No no no, don't you go picking at it.   Hows it going to heal?
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AndyC

#3
October 16, 2007, 11:59:22 AM
"Sorry 'bout the hickey. Things can get carried away up here on Brokeback."
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Yaddo 42

#4
October 16, 2007, 08:44:44 PM
Those Gilette Fusion 5 blade razors are overrated.

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Now you know why they call it Spring Surprise Chocolate! (Free Karma for who can identify the reference).
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AndyC

#5
October 16, 2007, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:44:44 PM
Those Gilette Fusion 5 blade razors are overrated.

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Now you know why they call it Spring Surprise Chocolate! (Free Karma for who can identify the reference).

Part of the Wizzo Quality Assortment, along with Ram's Bladder Cup (with lark's vomit!) and Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog.
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Yaddo 42

#6
October 16, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
There you go, then.
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Gerry

#7
October 17, 2007, 09:52:04 AM
Sorry about that.  I didn't know what the "Sectum Sempra" spell did.

IzzyDedjet

#8
October 17, 2007, 11:20:18 AM
Maybe the Surgeon General was right.  Skoal and Copenhagen CAN wreck your mouth

JaseSF

#9
October 17, 2007, 11:38:12 AM
Hmm well that's what you get for never washing your face. And boy does it smell funky too!
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Dr. Whom

#10
October 17, 2007, 02:55:13 PM
Stop squealing! There's nothing wrong with you. That's just a fault in the flim.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

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AndyC

#11
October 17, 2007, 10:44:15 PM
"Good thing you didn't turn the other cheek"
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BlackAngel75

#12
October 18, 2007, 02:18:33 AM
Having that burning sensation when you pee will be the least of your problems, buddy.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Alex Undead

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November 01, 2007, 10:42:46 PM
"Wow! That's some bad herpes you got there!"
People may be laughing at me now, but someday us nerdy, cross-dressing, undead weirdos will rule the world!

jdlarch

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October 12, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
Although he had won the contest and set a new world record, Jimmy paid the price for stuffing 1.5 lbs. of pop rocks in his mouth and chasing them with 1/2 liter of Perrier.
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