Unintentionially hilarious dialogue

[J.R.]

Nothing I love more than a line of dialogue that comes out wrong. Some examples:

This Island Earth: "All his jerking sround must have caused a flame-out,"

The Brady Bunch: "We'll go down on the donkeys,"

Tha Brady Bunch: "This isn't eating. With popcorn you have to chew, this slides down all by itself,"

The Deadly Bees: "Have you seen the dog's meat?"

[Frannie]

Star Wars - "Luke, at that speed you'll never be able to pull out in time!"

[Neville]

Forest Whitaker in "Species": "Something horrible has happenned in here!!", when he enters a gore-filled room. Forest plays a medium, with people like him, world's safe.

[Scott Muir]

My favorites are..
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS:  "GIVE ME THE ROD !!!"  followed by... "WHAT ABOUT MY HEAD !?!"

also.. I don't know it this is correct or not (been a long time since I've seen it)
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE:  "He's dead !"  "He's been murdered !"  "And I'll bet somebody's responsible !"

[Squishy]

(I haven't seen it since it was in theatres, so I'm paraphrasing as best I can.)

From X-Men:

"He may be older than even YOU, Professor!!"
--Jean Grey, Mistress of Tact

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"
--Storm, Mistress of the Pointless and Obvious

[J.R.]

And people say comic books are cheesy. It would have been better if she'd said, "You're in for a shock," or  "It''s electrifying,".

[Phantom 187]

In a scene in "Julian Donkey-Boy " there is some blind guy who plays Amen Amen on the piano but I thought he was saying "Mini Minya" to some guy dancing. If you ask me I wish someone would review this one though even if it is "Artsy Fartsy" like Werner Herzog puts it.

[Matt]

Puma Man:
(after being invited to a party)
Tony:"maybe i ill bring my ceremonial club"(you would have to see it)
Girl:"well, come any way you like but come"

[jmc]

I think JULIEN DONKEY-BOY might be too bad to review.   I gave up on it after about 45 minutes.  But it's not bad in a fun way.....

Or we could try HEAVEN'S GATE, which was so bad I think it nearly destroyed the studio that produced it.

[Luke Bannon]

"My Box has VD!"

[Luke Bannon]

"Because you are made of Earth and to Earth you shall return!" Donald Pleasance in Puma Man

[Luke Bannon]

"You dare threaten her life?"
"I dare anything! I am Skeletor!" A class of intellect between Man at Arms and Skeletor in Masters of the Universe

[Neville]

Two gems from "Walker"...

"God bless the Texas republic!" (C.D. Parker when asked by the villains if he wanted to say anything before being killed)

Comment: And me thinking Texas was part of the USA...

"It is always an honor to serve governor George Bush" (Ranger Tribette doing some not so subtle political propaganda)

[ScottyXtreme]

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Kirk to McCoy, "Dammit Bones, I need you...Badly."