Reverend Ozzy \m/

[Mr. DS]

From my review of Trick Or Treat


"I mean listen to this plot line; I'm a preacher, Gene Simmons is a DJ and f*cking Marc Price is a metalhead. It makes my reality show in 15 years from now seem intelligent"

[sideorderofninjas]

We're back on "Prayer Talk" with the Right Reverend Ozzy who's been telling us why he changed his life after covering the Bee-Gge's song "Staying Alive." 

[AndyC]

"I'm feeling a bit peckish. You wouldn't have a bat or two around, would you?"

[Yaddo 42]

The only existing tape of the week Ozzy filled in for Mike Douglas. Sharon, at great expense, had all evidence of him urinating on Ann Jillian, doing blow on stage with Taco, and attepmting to eat Emmuanuel Lewis destroyed.


(can you tell I'm a child of the 80s?)

[jdlarch]

What would be my reply? I'm the prince of f***ing darkness, that's my reply. That's it...I'm growing my hair back. Sharon! Come show me where my f***ing dressing room is again!

[Psycho Circus]

"I would like to publicly apologise for that duet with Busta Rhymes and the one with Billy Connolly & Frank Bruno and the one with my own daughter, where I savagely butchered a Black Sabbath classic"

[TheDope]

"The Ozzy Hour" talk show never really took off; afterwhich, the
idea of a reality show was bantied about.