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Thoughts on coming reviews?

Started by Andrew, July 04, 2002, 10:03:05 PM

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Andrew

It seems like I have been reviewing a lot of "recent" movies lately.  However, now that I've been home and had some time to plan, I have a hankering some for 80's and early 90's pure cheese.  Not intended to mean good, just plain bad movies.

Anyway, the reason for the post is to find out what everyone would like to see reviewed, genre-wise.  Not enough bad action films?  More kung fu?  Where are the monster movies?

Stuff I've been thinking about:
Galactic Gigolo
The Dark (1994)
Interzone
Riders of the Storm (1986)
Transformations (oddly enough, considering ChrisK's earlier post)
Curse II
Eliminators
Spookies
Razorback
Barbarian Queen
Cave Girl  (Binche!  Growl!  Binche, binche!  GROWL!)

Undoubtedly, I will break off from my plunge into 80ish movie hell.  Not before I get a couple of those suckers reviewed though.

Andrew

Brock


sm

80's movie hell = "It's Alive: Island of the Alive"..or...

"Saturday the 14th"? lol

Foywonder

Spookies, Eliminators, Razorback, and Cave Girl are good choices.

Let me toss in a few others you should consider:

The Wraith
Robotjox
Yog, Monster From Space
The Alien Factor
Frankenstein Conquers The World
Battle Beneath The Earth
The Swarm
Private School
Satan's Cheerleaders
Blood Beach
Viva Knievel

Just a few others worthy of consideration.

Luke Bannon

I think Galatic Gigolo sounds like a bad film, do it! Plus, if you can, could you please do Toxic Avenger 3: Last Temptation of Toxie?

lester1/2jr

anything with Sherman Helmsley

and of course my old favorite Tomcat: dangerous desires starring the person Richard grieco

Will

Oh wow, I would love to see a review of The Elminators! One of my favorite Empire pictures!

Gotta love the cutrate Crocodile Dundee, the chick from Star Trek, a kung fu guy, and a cyborg as a super team.

Great line:
"What's that?"--Star Trek chick Crosby
"A mobile unit."--Cyborg dude

God, I'd love to have that on Wav.

Foywonder

It takes a brave man to sit through the horror that is GHOST FEVER!

Neville

I will be real happy to see a "Heaven's gate" review. After all, it is 80's and weird enough (see the topic bellow), but it can wait.

Chris K.

Say Andrew, I am really looking forward for a review of TRANSFORMATIONS. The imdb.com plot summary is just so DULL. With your review, it would be alot more upbeat.

AndyC


Chris K.

From Charles Band and his Empire Pictures, you sure can't go wrong with ELIMINATORS. Best line: When looking at the situation, Andrew Prine says "What is this, a comic book or somethin'". He sure got that right!

No Nukes, The Satanic Pikachu

Blacula
Carnival Of Blood
The Creeping Flesh
The Apple
The Magic Christian
Mister Freedom
Shanks
Skiddoo!
Son Of Dracula-1974 (it was a musical of all things!)
Space Is The Place
Ssssssssssssss

StatCat

I'd love to see a review for the spookies (that would definitely fit with badmovies.org) and others like: bloody pit of horror, sting of death, and definitely some more toho kaiju other then godzilla (or their other movies like attack of the mushroom people)

yaddo42

Of the ones you've listed, I would love to see you rip into SPOOKIES, a personal favorite of 80s cheese. USA used to get their money's worth out of it.  I know you could have a field day poking fun of the monsters in the wine cellar that can be dissolved by wine (say that was a lucky coincidence).  

Of the rest of the list ELIMINATORS, RAZORBACK, and BARBARIAN QUEEN could all be promising. Although, RIDERS OF THE STORM is another personal favorite of mine from the old days. Gratuitous Dennis Hopper overacting; a B-29 (that never has to land or refuel apparently) operating as a flying pirate TV station; tons of 60s references; lots of slaps at yuppies, 80s trends, and the Reagan era as a whole. More people need to be exposed to this oddball flick.