Redneck Zombies

[Ash]

What could this redneck zombie be saying?

"Hey Earl...This is better'n the time we licked that moonshine off'a the floor!"

[AndyC]

Rob Zombie's Hamlet

[RCMerchant]

Rob Zombie's Hamlet

HAHAHAH!   

[Doc Daneeka]

"Oh, it's all over my face isn't it? Sorry, I'm a bit of a messy eater"
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Skull: "Buford please, we're being watched!"
Zombie: "Yes Lorraine, it's true, this is my lover, she has been for weeks now"
Skull: "I have a confession, I'm a man's skull!"
Zombie: "Well, it don't matter much to me, Lorraine here's my sister!"

[Texdar]

He was always whispering sweet nothings in her ear up to the very end.

[Khaz]

"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."

[TheDope]

Alas, poor Bubba; I knew y'all well.

[sideorderofninjas]

Golley, Ah nevur thught Ah'd find me the'r Red Skull...

[BlackAngel75]

Damn, talk about eating out you cousin.

[asimpson2006]

To Bubba skulls and eye balls where his favorite gulity pleasure and made sure no one ever saw him eat it.  The day he snapped was the day his mom caught in the act.

[frank]

"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."

perfect.....

[VenominOhio]

Red Skull: "ok Bubba,here`s my plan to rid the world of Capt.America"

Bubba" duh,he`s already dead Mr.Skull sir"

Red Skull " really? good job slim"

[CheezeFlixz]

After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"

[asimpson2006]

After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"

KARMA for you, that was very good.

[IzzyDedjet]

Festus misunderstood what the marshal said when he mentioned that his trusty side kick should get himself some head that would make his eyes roll in back of his skull



There, I said it