Project X (not the one with the monkeys)

[AndyC]

"And in a couple of weeks, we should have our own beer"

[Mortal Envelope]

Guy1: "pot definitely leads to carpentry"

Guy2: "yes...I call this bong THE DEATH STAR"

[Andrew]

Loudspeaker attached to tank:  "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Scientist #1:  "What does this prove?"
Scientist #2:  "That donating your body to science is painful."

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Do you think we could have gone with a fish bowl that looked less scrotal?" 

[Doc Daneeka]

The source of Ed's airhead *groan* nature seemed ironically clear.

[TheDope]

They saved Hitler's Brain...in bongwater.

[IzzyDedjet]

The only way to handle Tommy Chong's urinalysis sample

[Mr. DS]

Eureka! Our life's work is complete.  With this tank we can create a world we can govern and control...all we have to do now is add the Sea Monkey eggs.

[Yaddo 42]

Senator Kennedy's liver has been housed here at the institute since just after the William Kennedy Smith trial.

[Justy]

This is one great leap for science... or one b***hin' beach ball.

[jdlarch]

Stanley Roper: So when I'd had enough I did this to her. She doesn't go anywhere, she doesn't try to get frisky with me, and the best part is if I don't want to listen to her I can turn the speaker off!
Bing Crosby: Well, if you ever get a little thin on top, I've got an old toupee you can have.