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Tomb of Anubis Updates - 12/16

Started by AnubisVonMojo, December 16, 2007, 11:34:50 AM

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AnubisVonMojo

Wow, another week closer to the end of the year already! Where have the last 350 days gone? In two weeks it'll be 2008?! Damn! Anyway, here's what The Tomb of Anubis dished out this week:

Ragnarok popped in to do a full review for the tedious and all around badly made slasher flick Murder Set Pieces! He then came back later, bringing with him the gift of Shortie reviews for Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires and The Girl Next Door!... no, not that "Girl Next Door" movie, this one's a torture flick... in the literal sense, not just the figurative.

Anubis prepared himself for the latest adaptation of Richard Matheson's "I Am Legend" with a tribute to the trio of such flicks to come before it, titled "I Am the Last Legendary Omega Man on Earth" Week! So, check out his reviews for I Am Omega, The Omega Man, and The Last Man on Earth!

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Fishasaurus

Dude, I'm at work so I can't get the reviews on your site to load -- probably too amny 4-letter words to get past the firewall.  is The Girl Next Door based on that horrid novel based on the horrid death of Sylvia Likens, by any chance?

If so, gentle reader, you can hit the used bookstore and find a copy of The Indiana Tortue Slaying! and read all about it for 50 cents.
It takes a child to raze a village. -- Jello Biafra

AnubisVonMojo

It is indeed based on that same disturbing case Fishy. The existence of some people should be considered a crime.  :hatred:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge