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The second worst movie EVER!

Started by Jormungandr, December 19, 2007, 01:50:05 AM

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Quote from: peter johnson on December 21, 2007, 03:02:57 PM
Yes, Jormungjandr must come back and tell us what he thinks the WORST movie is, if this is only #2 --
Parts of it actually sound like "Starcrash", which, if you haven't seen, do read Andrew's review of on the Review Board --
peter johnson/denny space opera
Actually I used to think the Starwars Holiday special was the worst. But I now believe Turkish Starwars beats it. Everything about TSW is bad, the acting, the effects, the fact they stole their entire soundtrack. But it is so inept and pathetic it's kind of like watching two fat kids have a b***h slap fight (pathetic yet somehow amusing as hell) Whereas the SWHS rather like being forced to watch swap.avi... Please don't look up swap.avi, if you value your eyes.

The real problem with "The worst movie ever" is some movies are bad in certain ways. like Svankmajer's Faust just kind of twists your brain until it hurts yet they are wonderfully executed. Despite the puppet sex.

By any objective measure TSW is the worst movie ever made. Yet it is more fun to watch than SWHS. Having recently re-watched SWHS I must say it is the worst movie to watch, even if the TSW is crappier in every respect.