The Road to Morocco

[AndyC]

"Excuse me sir, but we have a strict dress code here"

[Inyarear]

"So, how do we tell if he is made of wood?"
"Build a bridge out of him!"

[TheDope]

Hey, I'm sorry about all the nose jokes, but isn't beheading a severe punishment??!

[AndyC]

"Coy, you is out of the Shrine"

[Mr. DS]

"Boss, this is the joker who parked his camel in your spot."

[Gerry]

"Bob, you may get all the best jokes, but I always get Dorothy in the end..."

[Yaddo 42]

Beaten to a simialr joke by AndyC yet again.

"Bob, just becuase I have a real Oscar and your never will is no reason to take it so personally."

or

"I'm sorry, pal, your hat isn't silly enough for this place. Guards, take him away!"

or

Yet another garish and tacky Steve Wynn casino, perfect for conventions.

[sprite75]

Boss, we caught another door-to-door salesman.  What should we do with him?

[Flangepart]

Bob: Hey, remember, you got this gig because Jack Benny was booked up. Consider yerself lucky.