BATTLE OF THE CURSED ANTIQUES

[Fausto]

Recently Mortal Envelope's post on friday the 13th: the series brought back some memories, and gave me an idea. Here's how this works: make up your own antique, which has been cursed by the devil and has the power to grant something to the user after being used to kill. It can be a toy, jewelry, sports memorabilia, movie memorabilia, instruments, music, anything, as long as its old. Give a description of the item along with how it works. You may also want to provide a history for it that links it to something evil. 

Here's my example:

Rumplestiltskin Brush - Heavy, ivory handled hairbrush, with an ugly dwarf carved in low relief on the back. Believed to have originally been part of a vanity set, which was given to Eva Braun as an engagement present by the Thule society. Beat a victim over the head with the brush, till they are dead, and then brush the corpses' hair. The hair transforms into strands of real gold, which can be sold for a high price.

[Joe]

i guess that could match the rumpelstiltskin paper weight.

[Flangepart]

The cursed toilet paper roller.
Any paper pulled off this rack become alive, and a tape worm. It invades the , ahem, user and takes possession of said user throught the...normaly a point of exit, so to speak.
Also, paper put on roll reverses driection the moment back is turned. 'Paper front' becomes 'papaer back', and vise versa. Thats how you know its cursed.

[quabrot]

Cursed antique woodchipper.

Oh, never mind...