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What Would Your Own Personal Hell Look Like?

Started by Killer Bees, January 28, 2008, 11:13:12 PM

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Jack

Being a Hollywood C-list celebrity who got real drunk one night and made a complete, and very public, fool out of myself.  Then to restore my career, I would have to go on the Oprah and Doctor Phil shows and confess all, cry, and let the healing process begin.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

trekgeezer

I have to go with a description a Methodist Minister friend of mine gave me once of his version of Hell.

When I die I find myself in the back row of a huge theater. God in all his glory is sitting in the center of the stage and in the front row are my wife and children bathing in the glorious light and I can't be with them.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

threnody

Trapped in a house caught on fire with no escape.
"To be bitter is to attribute intent and personality to the formless, infinite, unchanging and unchangeable void. We drift on a chartless, resistless sea. Let us sing when we can, and forget the rest..."
-H.P. Lovecraft

Ed, Ego and Superego

#18
Being part of MTVs Real World casts.   What a buncha useless twerps.   
-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Andrew

Glowing blue Mae West clones (86 years old Mae West clones) wearing revealing wedding gowns and "energetically" pole dancing to amateur country western music in a discotech.

That about covers it.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Snivelly

Quote from: Derf on February 01, 2008, 08:42:15 AM

Being forced to repeatedly watch the finale of The Full Monty, starring Ed Asner, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Black, Harry Morgan, Adam West, RuPaul, and Bea Arthur.


Egad, did you have to say that?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

Derf

Quote from: Snivelly on February 01, 2008, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 01, 2008, 08:42:15 AM

Being forced to repeatedly watch the finale of The Full Monty, starring Ed Asner, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Black, Harry Morgan, Adam West, RuPaul, and Bea Arthur.


Egad, did you have to say that?

Happy to be of service, ma'am.

Wherever there is something disgusting being said, wherever vile images are being bandied about, I will be there to go one step too far. Yes, I am Ewww-man.

So, does this trait need to go in the "Quirks that make me a bad person" thread?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."