Grimace

[Patient7]

Grimace is a rotten chicken nugget. 

[Killer Bees]

All I can tell you is, nothing can stop the Grimace.

Semi-obscure reference.  Somewhat.

The first place I'd heard it used was in the way Torgo quoted it as "Nothing can kill the Grimace", which was in an episode of the "Clerks" animated series. Not sure if they were making a joke by quoting it from somewhere else or just doing some random piece of hilarity on their own, but I didn't find this amazing piece of ear candy while searching for other references...

That quote actually brought to mind an ep in Buffy when they went to college.  Buffy and Willow met up with Xander on campus and they were talking about guys and their penises.  And Xander said very loudly, "Nothing can defeat the penis!"

[HappyGilmore]

Don't feel bad HG, I was hoping I'd be the first to make the joke too, but it looks like neither of us should ever challenge the man to a duel, as he is faster on the draw. 

I don't mess with Torgo over there.

[AnubisVonMojo]

That quote actually brought to mind an ep in Buffy when they went to college.  Buffy and Willow met up with Xander on campus and they were talking about guys and their penises.  And Xander said very loudly, "Nothing can defeat the penis!"

Though a guy, I neither confirm nor deny his claim... nor do I wish to... 

[Killer Bees]

That quote actually brought to mind an ep in Buffy when they went to college.  Buffy and Willow met up with Xander on campus and they were talking about guys and their penises.  And Xander said very loudly, "Nothing can defeat the penis!"

Though a guy, I neither confirm nor deny his claim... nor do I wish to... 

Apart from, say, a sharp kick with a pointy shoe?   

[AnubisVonMojo]

That quote actually brought to mind an ep in Buffy when they went to college.  Buffy and Willow met up with Xander on campus and they were talking about guys and their penises.  And Xander said very loudly, "Nothing can defeat the penis!"

Though a guy, I neither confirm nor deny his claim... nor do I wish to... 

Apart from, say, a sharp kick with a pointy shoe?   

I'll pass on that. Though there are plenty of websites out there full of guys who enjoy that sort of thing, I'm not one of 'em... 

[darthchicken]

This discussion has me thinking that Grimace is most likely some piece of rotten food that you find in a McDonalds trashcan.

[CheezeFlixz]

This discussion has me thinking that Grimace is most likely some piece of rotten food that you find in a McDonalds trashcan.

I think that is the McRib.

[HappyGilmore]

Stupid McDonalds and their getting rid of everyone but Ronald. 

I want more Grimace.

[Patient7]

My cousin and I used to laugh every time we heard Grimace's name.  It sounds funny and He's an idiot, the best of both worlds.

[Killer Bees]

My cousin and I used to laugh every time we heard Grimace's name.  It sounds funny and He's an idiot, the best of both worlds.

Do you mean your cousin or the Grimace?   

[Patient7]

My cousin and I used to laugh every time we heard Grimace's name.  It sounds funny and He's an idiot, the best of both worlds.

Do you mean your cousin or the Grimace?   

Well Grimace, but now that I think about it...

[AndyC]

Very, very surreal.

I do remember Grimace always being associated with shakes. I wasn't sure if he was some kind of ice-cream-based organism, or maybe composed of dairy fat. Of course, that never explained why he was purple. Clogged arteries maybe? He is about the right shape for someone who drinks that many milkshakes.

[Killer Bees]

Very, very surreal.

I do remember Grimace always being associated with shakes. I wasn't sure if he was some kind of ice-cream-based organism, or maybe composed of dairy fat. Of course, that never explained why he was purple. Clogged arteries maybe? He is about the right shape for someone who drinks that many milkshakes.

You mean there's real milk in the shakes?  I thought they were made with high fructose corn syrup and vanilla flavour?  Or are my conspiracy theorist friends wrong?

[Justy]

I always thought that Grimace was a descendant of the Flying Polyps of Lovecraft.