Nail Gun Massacre

[Andrew]

Someone is killing construction workers with a nail gun and nobody is safe.  That includes the audience, because this movie is painful.  Pneumatically P-A-I-N-F-U-L.

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[TheDope]

I feel your pain, good sir.

I own this one and have seen it more than once.  I'm a sick man, I know, but at least I'm a good judge of bad when I see it...and I have...and this is definitely it.

As far as what I've learned from this movie: there are NO good songs about Foozball.  None.

Anyway, great review, Andrew.   

-TGWD

[Keiper]

That guy in the second-to-last picture looks like the engineer at my workplace. I should ask if he was ever in any movies...

Then again do I want to know?

[Flangepart]

Oh yeah...takein' this warning to heart...
All those nails, and its the audience that gets screwed...

[Warbeast]

Look, put the chocolate bar inside the cage before you are turned into a gorilla. That way, after the scientist rushes out of the room, you can eat the chocolate bar, get a sugar rush, and bend the cage bars. Then you can escape.

Terrible movie, but a nice Leather Goddess Of Phobos reference.... 

[Torgo]

Saw this one on VHS a few years ago at one of my friends Bad Movie Nights.

One of the absolute worst and inept "movies" that I've ever been subjected to. I'm sorry that other people have also had to endure this cinematic turd.

[BoyScoutKevin]

I wonder if the people who made "Color of Night" saw this film, before they made their film. Because in that film, Ruben Blades gets shot through the hand by a nailgun, which pins his hand to the wall. Then he is shot several more times through the hand.

And, yeah, that person in the motorcycle helmet is clearly a woman.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Wow, am I glad I skipped this one...

[Jack]

Haven't seen this one, and I don't think I'll be putting it on the wish list.  Thanks for the warning 

[Jaer]

Look, put the chocolate bar inside the cage before you are turned into a gorilla. That way, after the scientist rushes out of the room, you can eat the chocolate bar, get a sugar rush, and bend the cage bars. Then you can escape.

Terrible movie, but a nice Leather Goddess Of Phobos reference.... 

I'm not the only one who played that game?  Sweet!

[Dog-Lizard]

Well, I survived "Manos" and "Troll 2", so would it be legitimate to give this sucker a a shot?

[Andrew]

Well, I survived "Manos" and "Troll 2", so would it be legitimate to give this sucker a a shot?

I don't know,  It's like bullfighting:  sooner or later your luck has to run out.

[The Schlockmeister]

Well, the movie may be s**te, but your review, as always, was sublime! Cheers, and thanx for many years of B-Movie fun!

[KYGOTC]

Iv'e never seen this one but it looks AWSOMELY bad! Why doesn't anyone like it? Is it boring?

[The Dungeonmaster]

I think this movie is bad ass. I'm going to watch it again now; in fact. Great review