Top Secret!

[Trevor]

 

Someone told me that the waiter that is supposedly asking Val Kilmer if he's ready to order, is actually telling him in Yiddish to "go take a s**t in the ocean". 

My favourite part:

Val Kilmer (sees a bottle) "Do you mind if I have a swig of this?"
Chocolate Mousse: "Go right ahead."
VK: [spits in disgust] "What the hell is this stuff?"
CM: [laughs] "Gasoline!" 

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[indianasmith]

"LATRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, I know, I said it before.  But I grin every time I think of  it!

[TheDope]

My favourite part:

Val Kilmer (sees a bottle) "Do you mind if I have a swig of this?"
Chocolate Mousse: "Go right ahead."
VK: [spits in disgust] "What the hell is this stuff?"
CM: [laughs] "Gasoline!" 

Love that, and love the movie as a whole.

"Things change...feelings change...hairstyles change...interest rates fluctuate...."   

[Jordan]

Two of my favorite gags that haven't been mentioned yet:

The German cycles that winnie and "gallop" off during one of Val Kilmer's escapes.

The scene where the guy is shot on the train platform because he had a package full of doggie treats. That one gets me every time. Wish I could find a clip of either of these.

And you just gotta love SKEET SURFIN'!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7_v9d2Ghw&feature=related

[indianasmith]

"We'll hve fun with our gun till Daddy takes the ammo away . . . "


CLASSIC!!!


I'm trying to imagine what "Your skeetin' heart" would sound like!