Jason on Arsenio!

[TheDope]

JASON - Well, you see, it all has to do with the Euclidean/Non-Euclidean debate in modern-day geometry and also that non-Euclidean geometries were popular enough that Einstein's version of curved space was not as radical in 1915 as Clifford's in 1870, then it would become necessary to find the event or factor between the two periods when the turning point in attitude occurred.

ARSENIO - Roof-roof, man!

[indianasmith]

ARSENIO:  Is that thing real, man?  Which sequel did you use it in?

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Why you always gotta kill the black man first?  Wait, no one's died on this show yet..."

[BTM]

"Why you always gotta kill the black man first?  Wait, no one's died on this show yet..."

LOL!

[Terf]

"Arsenio, get your f--king hands off me before I slice your f--king head off!"

"Heeeeyy, calm down man! I just wanna see your face! C'mon, man, show a little respect for a black man and take off the mask!"

And with those words Arsenio had sealed his fate, for he had asked the ONE thing which brought about uncontrollable rage in Jason. (Jazz was always a little self-concious about his image.)

[Terf]

Even though he had always played a tough guy in the movies, after getting a better look at the size of the knife Wesley Snipes decided it would be better if he tried to be FRIENDS with Jason.

[sideorderofninjas]

Arsenio: Well, Jason Vorhees, words can't express how grateful I am you came on my show rather than the Chevy Chase show....

[AndyC]

Many Arsenio viewers fantasized about such a meeting.

[Mr. DS]

Arsenio was decapitated seconds later when Jason did the "woof woof woof" hand pump with his machete hand.