Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely

[Terf]

It's a message from the air traffic safety controller! "There is a high wind advisory in effect today. As such, it may be advisible for several of your band members to wear hats and/or shave their heads, as updrafts can and may create airlift for wavy, long-haired douchebags, which can result in death via suction into jet engine. Good day, gentlemen."

OR (maybe)

All it says is, "This is a public service announcement. XYZ. Your dongs may be poking out." Frampton, you might want t' take a gander down there, just to be safe.