Time Machines, Brainiacs, and Martians

[Flangepart]

Oh, lordy. I can see that as a commercial, Andrew. "My name is Andrew Borntreger, U.S.M.C. Here at (Where the heck it is your stationed), My boots are being trained in the art of war." (Back ground shot of boots getting the D.I treatment about the dangers of poisonous reptiles )" Naturaly, even in the Marines some things can go wrong. " Boot leaps up from behind a scrub brush with a rattlesnake hanging from his nose ) Thats why i always carry a handy spray bottle of Bactine". ( Boots pry snake off Boot's nose with a bottle opener. Andrew sprays bactine on boot's red, swollen honker) "Bactine. Good enough even for the Marines" ( Boot with bandage on nose. D.I. informs said boot on the importance of policeing footgear for scorpions. boot looks apprehensive.)  Well....it could work.