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Ronald McDonald

Started by Ash, March 29, 2008, 06:00:54 AM

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Ash

March 29, 2008, 06:00:54 AM
Seems like ol' Ronald has fallen on hard times.
Create a funny caption for this picture

AnubisVonMojo

#1
March 29, 2008, 08:00:22 AM
It was at that moment when Sally and her sons knew it: we really ARE in a recession! Poor Ronald discovered those golden arches weren't actually made of gold. Never base your retirement plan around your company's nickname...

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Mr. DS

#2
March 29, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
The Burger King finally succeeds in banishing his court jester. 
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redsneaker

#3
March 29, 2008, 11:27:30 AM Last Edit: March 29, 2008, 06:49:37 PM by redsneaker
Ronald caught on tape gathering the "secret" ingredients for his "special sauce".
"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."

TheDope

#4
March 29, 2008, 03:34:50 PM

It was soon after this picture was made public that Ronald McDonald
admitted himself into rehab for freebasing the special sauce.


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AndyC

#5
March 29, 2008, 06:46:54 PM
The environmentalists and the health food people actually convinced kids to eat fresh local food. Nobody saw that coming, least of all Ronald.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Justy

#6
March 29, 2008, 09:37:15 PM



Willard Scott... The Hobo Years

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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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AndyC

#7
March 29, 2008, 09:47:26 PM
"Yeah, yeah, take a good look. Ungrateful bastards. I'll make you all pay."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Patient7

#8
March 29, 2008, 11:26:17 PM
This is what will happen now that Happy meals have milk and apples in them.
That free toy just aint enough anymore.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Texdar

#9
March 30, 2008, 04:40:46 AM
Ronald McDonald the McBum.
I bent my wookie!

Yaddo 42

#10
April 02, 2008, 12:18:52 AM
A career downturn finally caught up with Carrot Top.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

KO Rob

#11
April 02, 2008, 10:54:07 AM
Herb, the friendly neighborhood panhandler, seemed unconcerned about the effects of the Were-BigMac bite he got the night before.
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asimpson2006

#12
April 02, 2008, 01:06:13 PM
Ronald McDonald at this point in his life, decided he didn't care anymore and if was female would have become a bag woman.

Flangepart

#13
April 02, 2008, 05:52:07 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 29, 2008, 03:34:50 PM

  Ronald became bitter about the corperate buyout, and spent his last years in a drunken haze.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Terf

#14
April 02, 2008, 06:52:45 PM
"Hey kids...yea, you guys! I don't have candy, but I have a variety of stolen department store items! And there's plenty more in that unmarked van over there."

or

Ron was never the same after the death of The Grimace via heart attack.
Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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