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Pterodactyl

Started by Andrew, March 18, 2008, 04:17:12 PM

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Andrew

Prehistoric eggs hatch and a flock of man-eating pterodactyls surprises a paleontologist and his graduate students.  Fortunately, a special forces team under the command of Captain Coolio is on hand to save the day.

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Cotexman

I actually know what a monkey's fist knot is.  I actually have a rope mace I made in which one end is a monkey's fist.  Does the knot have a purpose for something other than beating people or one's self?

Jack

I liked the blond girl, but then she got killed.  It was really hard to sit through the rest of it.  I always wonder what sort of conversation leads to Coolio getting hired for a movie.

Producer:  "So, do you think our movie is stupid enough?"
Director:  "Not by half.  What can we do?"
Producer:  "Hey, how about getting Coolio?"
Director:  "Brilliant!  Brilliant!  After his performance in Dracula 3000, how could we not want him in our movie?!?"
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Andrew

Quote from: Cotexman on March 18, 2008, 09:56:53 PM
Does the knot have a purpose for something other than beating people or one's self?

To make a heavy ball on the end of a rope so that it can be heaved across to another ship.  "Smacking people in the head with my thick ball of rope" came later.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Monkey

QuoteTo make a heavy ball on the end of a rope so that it can be heaved across to another ship.  "Smacking people in the head with my thick ball of rope" came later.

I would expect that to depend a lot on both the heaver's aim...and feelings towards the one supposed to be catching it.

Flangepart

Andrew...any film that lays an egg before the opening credits, gets pips for truth in advertising.
I mean literaly laying an egg!
Yeesh. 'Frat boy special forces, terrorists Al Queda would turn down, annoying monster fodder, 'funny charracter names', stupid soldier tricks...man, what a riff fest!
Send a copy to Cinematic Titanic...it must be next!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Jay the Magnificent

Where and Who was the military adviser for this "film"?

thats got to be the worse SF unit seen on film

I LUV DOLMA

You know you cannot just walk from Armenia into Turkey. Border patrol would shoot you. Besides that, pteradactyls, even the largest ones, were not strong enough to carry off with animals as large as humans. In fact, they weren't even dinosaurs, they just lived along side them.