Funniest movie dubs on TV?

[Neon Noodle]

We all know the best parts of movies (violence, sex, whatever) are cut out on the non-pay channels. But what voice dubs have gotten YOU rolling? Makes you wonder who chooses the replacement words....

Personally, my favorites include:

For the word motherf**ker = Melon Farmer, Maggot Farmer, and Mickey Fickey (the last one was for Do The Right Thing, makes the movie damn funny!)

Other times, it's a phrase that makes us do a double take at the tv:

In Wierd Science: "You bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your (different voice) nose."

[matt]

i like for "holy sh*t"=Holy snot!
and "im gonna fu*k you up"=im gonna foul you up!

[Drezzy]

The ABC (I think) edited version of Mallrats has the funniest over-dubs EVER.

[J.R.]

On the edited Ferris Bueller's Day Off: "If you stuck a lump of coal in his (different voice) FIST, in two weeks you'd have a diamond,"

After Bill and Ted hug they call each other, "Fool!", in voices that sound absolutely nothing like their own.

Lethal Weapon: "F***er," is replaced by "Funster,".

[Neon Noodle]

Can't believe I forgot this one: Whenever Stand By Me was on, instead of Lardass Hogan they called him Lard Hogan. Everyone chants "lard, lard, lard" during the pie eating contest...