Desperate Plea

[Jon Thomson]

Someone, please write up a review for the Britney Spears vehicle, "Crossroads."  I have just finished watching it on a college movie network, and I could not believe what I saw.  Whether it was a light in a dark bathroom coming out from inside the tub, the mysterious linkage of blue beer bottles to "important" plot twists, random singing scenes, or just the presence of that cliched "guy who is mysterious, was in jail for doing something noble, good-looking, and musically gifted."  PLEASE someone do to this movie what it deserves, a bashing on badmovies.org

[Steven Millan]

                    Maybe you should take the proud honor in heavily bashing this movie,Jon,since it hate it an awful lot more than anyone who has seen it on the site(I fortunately didn't see it,since Britney's head doesn't explode,ala "Scanners").
                        Go for it,Jon : thrill us !!!
                        .

[BlackAngel]

Yeah, I've had a bad day and I need a good laugh. Tell'em why you mad, Jon. Tell'em why you mad.

[BlackAngel]

Hell, you can even tell us the whole plot (or lack thereof) of the whole thing it's not like I'm, much less any other person here, is gonna see it.

[Andrew]

Eh, I think that my current course of plunging into bad 80's films looks much less painful.  Now, if we could get Britney into some stupid sword and sorcery movie, like "Barbarian Queen III," I would be all for it.

[Nathan]

Give her career a few years.

Nathan

[Jon Thomson]

Im going to do it.

[Lee]

I've seen it TWICE!! HEHHEHEH!!! Why you guys lookin at me like that?

[John]

I haven't seen it, but I'm hoping that the rumors of her begging the director to let her do a flashing scene are true. Hey, I can dream, can't I?