Christopher Lee as Fu Manchu.

Neville · May 06, 2008, 01:10:51 PM

You know what? I'm happy.

or

The final remedy for my constipation is... working.

AndyC · May 06, 2008, 05:45:07 PM

"Ah so, what is poritical collectness?"

The Burgomaster · May 06, 2008, 07:33:50 PM

I'm not sure which is worse, the make-up job on my eyes or the fact that I need to wear this foolish hat.

TheDope · May 06, 2008, 09:06:40 PM

I'm making myself useful as well as Oriental.

(...obscure joke.)

CheezeFlixz · May 06, 2008, 11:38:49 PM

20 hours into the stare down contest, Master Loc refused to flinch.

Inferno · May 07, 2008, 05:45:35 AM

I got a message from the Action Man:
"I'm happy.......hope you're happy toooooo"

akiratubo · May 07, 2008, 10:00:40 AM

Christopher Lee IS Alan Rickman AS Fu Manchu!

AndyC · May 07, 2008, 02:24:42 PM

"I guess I wasn't turning Japanese after all."

The Burgomaster · May 07, 2008, 03:34:03 PM

Grasshopper . . .snatch the pebble from my hand . . .

badmovielovers · May 08, 2008, 07:19:13 AM

Chris: "Burn the witch Burn the Witch"
Director: "Ummm Mr.Lee that was your 1960's movie "Horror Hotel" "
Chris: "Ohhh ummmm sorry!" "There can only be one!"
Director: "No that is Highlander and you weren't even in it!"

judge death · July 25, 2010, 04:18:44 AM

Hey, it worked for Boris Karloff!