Most Annoying Movie

[akiratubo]

West Side Story.

Start playing that movie at any random point, and I won't make it over 60 seconds.  The stupid knife fight ... just ... ugh.

"I met a girl/Her name is Maria-aaaa/MariaMariaMaria-aaaaa"

AHHHHHH!  TURN IT OFF!

[mrgb46]

For me,it's the movie 1941 that Spielberg did back in the late 70's,I think.Plus,Howard the Duck,which for some reason I seen in the movie theater..That Burt Reynolds flick where Candace Bergen sang in it?? Can't think of the name of it..Freddy Got Fingered was annoying and irritating and wanted to strangle Tom Green's character or just him.I saw that on tv and was curious how bad it was.It made Pink Flamingos look like Grease...

[ghouck]

Lol, I love 1941, I think it's a great flick. Gotta agree with you about Howard the Duck though. .. I refuse to watch anything with Tom Green in it, never have seen him in anything or at anytime that he didn't immediately make me want to vomit.

[Raffine]

Here's one I may catch flack for: APOCALYPSE NOW.

It remains the only movie I ever walked out of the theater on - keep in mind I saw JAWS: THE REVENGE and BATTLEFIELD EARTH on the big screen.

It's not that I was offended or insulted or anything, just incrediably bored. I remember checking my watch thinking it had been on for at least two hours and realizing it had only been 45 minutes!

That Burt Reynolds flick where Candace Bergen sang in it??

Peter Bogdonavich's AT LONG LAST LOVE (1975), and it was his (then) main squeeze Cybill Shepherd rather than Candace Bergen - which probably would have been just as bad. It was the first (and last!) movie musical since about 1929 with the songs recorded live. Bad enough of an idea if you're working with Frank Sinatra or Judy Garland, but Burt Reynolds and Cybill Shepherd?

Some great IMDb trivia:

After the film had been pulled from theatres due to poor tickets sales, Peter Bogdanovich wrote an open letter, printed in newspapers throughout the country, apologizing for the quality of the film.


After the world premiere of the film, guest Ethel Merman was heard to remark "Thank God, Cole isn't alive to see this," referring to her old friend Cole Porter, whose songs were used in the picture.

[RCMerchant]

Here's one I may catch flack for: APOCALYPSE NOW.

It remains the only movie I ever walked out of the theater on - keep in mind I saw JAWS: THE REVENGE and BATTLEFIELD EARTH on the big screen.

It's not that I was offended or insulted or anything, just incrediably bored. I remember checking my watch thinking it had been on for at least two hours and realizing it had only been 45 minutes!

That Burt Reynolds flick where Candace Bergen sang in it??

Peter Bogdonavich's AT LONG LAST LOVE (1975), and it was his (then) main squeeze Cybill Shepherd rather than Candace Bergen - which probably would have been just as bad. It was the first (and last!) movie musical since about 1929 with the songs recorded live. Bad enough of an idea if you're working with Frank Sinatra or Judy Garland, but Burt Reynolds and Cybill Shepherd?

Some great IMDb trivia:

After the film had been pulled from theatres due to poor tickets sales, Peter Bogdanovich wrote an open letter, printed in newspapers throughout the country, apologizing for the quality of the film.


After the world premiere of the film, guest Ethel Merman was heard to remark "Thank God, Cole isn't alive to see this," referring to her old friend Cole Porter, whose songs were used in the picture.

You walked out on APOCALYPSE NOW...yet have sat through  AT LONG LAST LOVE. Dam. You are truley a horse of a different color! I give you Karma!!!! (Not the first time....and I'm sure it won't be the last.....your quite unique! 

And no...I don't wan't to toungue kiss in the shower...!  )

[Allhallowsday]

...You walked out on APOCALYPSE NOW...yet have sat through  AT LONG LAST LOVE. Dam. You are truley a horse of a different color! I give you Karma!!!! (Not the first time....and I'm sure it won't be the last.....your quite unique!...

Did you see AT LONG LAST LOVE in a theatre, Raffine?  I've been interested to see that for years (but not way back when it was new.) 

[WingedSerpent]

Idiocity-the one movie where a soilder wakes up in the future and everybody is stpid.  There wasn't a single character in that film that I liked.

But the crown has to go to Napolean Dynamite.-Ultra annoying movie made even more annoying by tons of people wearing "Vote for Pedro" shirts and doing bad impressions of the main character. 

[AndyC]

Idiocity-the one movie where a soilder wakes up in the future and everybody is stpid.  There wasn't a single character in that film that I liked.

But the crown has to go to Napolean Dynamite.-Ultra annoying movie made even more annoying by tons of people wearing "Vote for Pedro" shirts and doing bad impressions of the main character. 

I have to agree with Napoleon Dynamite. I understand the movie, but I don't 'get' it, if you know what I mean.

[Menard]

Peter Bogdonavich's AT LONG LAST LOVE (1975), and it was his (then) main squeeze Cybill Shepherd rather than Candace Bergen - which probably would have been just as bad. It was the first (and last!) movie musical since about 1929 with the songs recorded live. Bad enough of an idea if you're working with Frank Sinatra or Judy Garland, but Burt Reynolds and Cybill Shepherd?

Oh dear!

I thought I had completely erased that experience from my mind; until somebody had to come along and mention it.

I saw that when it came out. They would have a Lady's Day (something like that) at a local mall theatre on a certain day each month. My mother took us to see it as it was playing for this particular Lady's Day.

Thanks

[ghouck]

But the crown has to go to Napolean Dynamite.-Ultra annoying movie made even more annoying by tons of people wearing "Vote for Pedro" shirts and doing bad impressions of the main character. 

Gotta agree with you there, those impressions didn't get any funnier after the first SIXTEEN BILLION TIMES I heard them.

There are a few internet t-shirt sites that are just eating every line of that movie up. It's bad enough they make shirts with every slightly amusing quote on them, but lately I've seen shirts with just plain stupid, nonsensical lines on them, like they just grab any random phrase. I saw one with a picture of ND on it that just said "WHATEVER I WANT" on it. Who would wear that?

[HappyGilmore]

My vote would be for Fast and The Furious, it's sequels, and any movie starring Vin Diesel.

[asimpson2006]

My vote would be for Fast and The Furious, it's sequels, and any movie starring Vin Diesel.

I give you Karma for Fast and the Furious.  A friend of mine showed the film several years ago and I couldn't stand it.  I'm sorry a story about tuners and street racing isn't going to keep my attention for very long.  While pay to see that stuff when I can just go to the other end of the town I live it and see people street race.  Vin Diesel is one of those actors who is only suited for action films and that's about it, anything I think is just over his head acting wise.
 

[CheezeFlixz]

I saw one with a picture of ND on it that just said "WHATEVER I WANT" on it. Who would wear that?

90% of the teenage girls I know of ... one came over the other day to visit my daughter and had a shirt that said "It's all about me!" to which I looked at her shirt and said, "Live in that world, reality is a ugly place."

[Andrew]

But the crown has to go to Napolean Dynamite.-Ultra annoying movie made even more annoying by tons of people wearing "Vote for Pedro" shirts and doing bad impressions of the main character. 

I have to agree with Napoleon Dynamite. I understand the movie, but I don't 'get' it, if you know what I mean.

"Napoleon Dynamite" made me laugh quite often, and I don't usually like "stupid" comedy (which has become all the rage in recent years).  Lots of it has to be that I grew up in a rural area, and we had some eccentric types around, including mall ninjas.  We even had a llama farm down one country road.

Vin Diesel is one of those actors who is only suited for action films and that's about it, anything I think is just over his head acting wise.

I dunno, he was really good in "The Iron Giant."   

[Sister Grace]

Anything with The Rock. I can't stand that guy; and he doesn't choose roles that fit him very well. Standing Tall? get real... My father knew the real Buford as he was sheriff where my dad grew up. Buford was a racist small town cop. If you've ever dealt with a small town cop, you catch my drift. He was a far cry from Dwayne Johnson who is half black and half somoan...Buford is probably rolling over in his grave..


The real Buford




The Rock




I can't help but feel the irony