JURASSIC PARK III . 1HR 35MIN. 2001.

[Flangepart]

STUFF TO WATCH FOR ! ::::: Parasails, kids, and dinosaure infested islands are magneticly attracted. ------------- Fake out! --------------- Don't mumble the plot point, Dr Alan Grant. --------------Ah, Merc's. Our Designated Dino Dung. -----------------That Barrett is a .50 cal bullpup, and its not a 20mm. -------- Not that it matters ya know.  They won't allow it to do any good in these films, so why take it? ------- Nice phone ring...must be important we hear it... ------------ Young palentologist in love, ------------- Kirby enterprises? The Vaccume cleaner guy? ----------- Rednecks and raptor boys. Even the scientest has a price. ------------ Yeah. Airline food gives me weird dreams too. ---------- See! Tole ya the gun never works in these films! Dork!. ----------- Well, any landing ya can run away from. -------------- Ouch! just call him Capt Quint... ------------- Angilus? Angilus? Is this aToho or Universal pic? ------------ You people are SO screwed. ------------- Please eat the annoying no survival instinct woman, mr dinosauer. --------- She deserves a skeleton in the face. (nice 3-D moment, though.) ------------- What ever ya do...do NOT make an omlet! ------------ Feels like sat. night on the colony, right miss "Ripley"? ---------- They run real good for city people... ----------- "What...sharptoe...in trouble...down in deadrock canyon?"------------ Please eat her, she's begging for it! ------------ Saved by jungle boy! ----------- The word you want is "Shanghied", Dr. Grant. ---------- Is the kid critiqueing Ian Malcome, or Jeff Goldbloom? -------------- See. 8 weeks dodging dinos, and he forgets it all when the folks show up. does that seem right? -------------They out ran that long legged T-rex eater? I Disbelieve!! -------------- Billy, you idiot... ---------- Oh, i love this. " Good intentions. Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions." NOW do you understand why Ken Begg and others don't vote Democrat? Hah? (Ahem). ----------- What? Rodan!? This IS a Toho film! ----------- Billy, Two words : Sharp Knife. ------------ Now, lets watch Dr. Grant do his famous Bogart Impression... ------------ Turn off...the light. It attracts preditors. Sheesh! ------------- Dang...that is one tough phone! Talk about the advertising possabilites... --------- Well, at least wash it off first! Ewwwww! ------- Or, not. ----------- Yet another reason to hate Barney.... ------------ Remember this flick? "Dino-saurous!". ----------- And finaly(yea).......------- The U.S. Marines? Where the hell where they in the second film!? Stupid, stupid buerocrat creatures! Arghh!! Flangepart says : Check it out...but have your wits sharpened , to give this one the bunghole surgery it deserves!

[Neville]

Found it quite poor, and I enjoyed the fists two chapters, at least in the big screen.

However, I found three interesting things:

1) The Jurassic Park franchise is definitely entering B-movie territory. Just compare cast, budget and running time with the other films.

2) William H. Macy asking Sam Neill to write ANY number on the check was a nice detail, specially considering what we learn about the character later.

3) Tea Leoni's bra. And Laura Dern looked great as well.

[NavySailorX]

I agree. I sincerely believe this movie licked serious ass. I really didn't like how quickly the T-Rex was killed. How lame.

[Chadzilla]

I thought it was a great little b-movie ride.  As far as the wasting of the T-Rex, I thought is was a nice little jolt to introduce the new bad ass dino on the block (besides, as the filmmakers noted, the first two movies had had the characters getting chased by T-Rexes and that, this time around, it would seem old hat and ho-hum).  Short and to the point and really, really b-movie programmer at heart.

Dang, I'll probably be watching it again real soon.

[Andrew]

As a b-movie, it definitely makes it.  We have the cell phone gimmick to enjoy.  Plus, there was evidence of extreme intelligence among the raptors:

"See, if you put out the humanssss dead body the otherssss will come."

"Ssss, ssss.  You are a geniussss!"

I could have done without the annoying Newt clone though.  What, I am not supposed to figure out where that came from?

[J.R.]

I find it funny that it's been seven years since the oiginal JP and the visual effects actually got worse. The whole thing felt like a TV movie that had been edited down. It goes by fast and ends before it even picks up.

[John]

The third movie was my least favorite of the three. I didn't like the new main dinosaur since it had no basis in reality. I didn't like that they had two different types of raptors (head spines & no head spines) and that they could talk to each other. (I didn't like it in Aliens either). It was more of a monster movie rather than a film with prehistoric animals.

[Flangepart]

So....Chadzilla, guys.
Did You happen to think "Angilus" when you got a good look at the Spinosaure?
That jaw, that head....looks pretty suspect to me!
Holy return key...I can make paragraphs now! Yea!

[Haze]

As far as this one goes, and the rest of the trilogy, I hate Steven Spielberg, I like the first one and these two were good on the big screen but loose it on the small one. I take the Carnosaur trilogy over this.