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Started by sprite75, June 01, 2008, 02:24:51 PM

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sprite75

How many people do you know of who have a set of claw foot tubs overlooking a cliff?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

indianasmith

I've wondered that myself.  A hot tub out on a deck, maybe . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Dennis

All these years my wife and I have just been so............wrong. (sigh) Now I need to buy a pair of bath tubs.

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sprite75

Ok...another question came to mind when I saw another commercial for ED pills.  I find myself wondering if there was a couple where the guy had popped a Cialis and they were starting to go at it up on the local lover's lane when a cop interrupted the proceedings so they had to wait to get home (or to the nearest hotel)?  Couldn't you see that commercial?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

CheezeFlixz

Quote from: sprite75 on June 01, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
How many people do you know of who have a set of claw foot tubs overlooking a cliff?

Why every night I move our claw foot tubs, set them up, level them and haul water to fill them to a new location just to set and watch the sunset ... doesn't everybody?

After a good long soak in the claw foot tub I start a jam session with friends to bastardize Elvis songs and sing about Viagra, just like every one else.

Frankly I never knew (nor did I want to know) that so many man had limp willies ... but looking at the world today I really shouldn't be surprised.

Ed, Ego and Superego

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on June 19, 2008, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on June 01, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
Why every night I move our claw foot tubs, set them up, level them and haul water to fill them to a new location just to set and watch the sunset ... doesn't everybody?

After a good long soak in the claw foot tub I start a jam session with friends to bastardize Elvis songs and sing about Viagra, just like every one else.


After tll that no wonder they need the drugs, they'd be too fed up and tired for any activity.  I cought myslef wondering how they got hot water up to the two tubs.  Cold would add a whole new set of complications.   :buggedout:
-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

sprite75

Two more questions on this subject....

A.  Where would the husband and wife go to actually do their thing?  I don't think it'd be very comfortable for either if one climbed into the other's tub.

B.  When that one couple was surprised by their daughter, I find myself wondering if after she said, "Surprise, I'm home" the next words out of her mouth were, "God, you two!  Get a room already!?"
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

CheezeFlixz

A: Anywhere ... when you get old you have mostly "hallway sex" that's where you pass each other in the hall and say "F*** You!"

B. Did they not have sex when the kid lived there? Why change now?

Terf

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  :wink:
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

Trevor

Quote from: Terf on June 24, 2008, 10:44:55 PM
I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  :wink:

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

[Very loud, hollow thud: scream of agony from Trevor:buggedout: :buggedout: Guess what just happened? I thought I still had 30 years left!  :twirl:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

sprite75

Quote from: Trevor on June 26, 2008, 02:23:41 AM
Quote from: Terf on June 24, 2008, 10:44:55 PM
I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  :wink:

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

[Very loud, hollow thud: scream of agony from Trevor:buggedout: :buggedout: Guess what just happened? I thought I still had 30 years left!  :twirl:

You mean it fell off before you went blind?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

Quote from: sprite75 on June 26, 2008, 08:36:29 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 26, 2008, 02:23:41 AM
Quote from: Terf on June 24, 2008, 10:44:55 PM
I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  :wink:

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

[Very loud, hollow thud: scream of agony from Trevor:buggedout: :buggedout: Guess what just happened? I thought I still had 30 years left!  :twirl:

You mean it fell off before you went blind?


Karma, sprite.   :wink: :bouncegiggle:

Sounds of Trevor stumbling around, looking: "Where'd it go?" "Where'd it go? It's not used much anymore but it is an important part of me, so where is it?"   :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Mr. DS

Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...
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indianasmith

Quote from: The DarkSider on June 29, 2008, 03:05:04 PM
Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...

Who you calling OLD, punk????? :hatred:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

Quote from: indianasmith on June 29, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 29, 2008, 03:05:04 PM
Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...

Who you calling OLD, punk????? :hatred:

Indiana, all this time I thought you were a strapping young arrow hunting lad.   :teddyr: Side note, I was referring to the commercials which creep me out.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall