The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...

sprite75 · July 01, 2008, 02:26:35 AM

Jesus Christ, man! Why the hell are there worms swimming around in whatever that was you just poured in my coffee cup?!

Inferno · July 01, 2008, 06:26:27 AM

I don't know what's more disgusting. This "coffee" or your hat.

Jack · July 01, 2008, 06:33:41 AM

Oh Neelix, having a good slug of whiskey with the morning coffee may be traditional on your planet, but fun has been illegal on Earth for over 150 years now.

Flangepart · July 01, 2008, 11:31:08 AM

Neelix, you 'esspresso' just gave me the tenticle...

Rev. Powell · July 01, 2008, 01:21:22 PM

"What EXACTLY do you mean when you say you made it yourself?"

TheDope · July 01, 2008, 03:40:15 PM

If this is your idea of coffee, I don't want any cream.

jdlarch · July 01, 2008, 10:11:06 PM

Neelix: Don't worry, captain. I know the coffee is a little bit strong, but I have plenty of forks....and knives....and charged phasers.

Janeway: OMG! I've never seen anyone give coffee a Dairy Queen curl!

Mr. DS · July 02, 2008, 07:19:25 PM

Sigh, why didn't I just avoid IHOP and head straight to Dennys.

AndyC · July 02, 2008, 08:00:20 PM

"Neelix, you're supposed to wash luwak coffee before you grind it!"

sprite75 · July 07, 2008, 02:31:19 PM

Neelix, I am not playing two captains one cup!

Allhallowsday · July 07, 2008, 09:04:29 PM

Well... it's dark, but I hope CHAKOTAY can do better !!

AndyC · July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM

"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."

Allhallowsday · July 07, 2008, 09:43:17 PM

Quote from: AndyC on July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM
"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4W1xXymQ-c

Yaddo 42 · July 21, 2008, 10:56:18 PM

THe wroms go in the mezcal! Not the coffee, Neelix!

Saucerman · July 22, 2008, 02:27:51 PM

Easy on the Spanish Fly!