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Started by Mr. DS, July 17, 2008, 08:21:59 PM

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Mr. DS

July 17, 2008, 08:21:59 PM
From my review of The Astounding She Monster...

"Ok, now tell him you are wearing women's underware and that you're thinking of him in an erotic nature..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Saucerman

#1
July 17, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
"Hi, QVC? I'd...uh...like to buy twenty copies of the highly collectable and attractive "Paul Blaisdell" commemorative plates..."

TheDope

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July 17, 2008, 08:47:40 PM



Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

...I know this isn't funny, but it wasn't my idea, believe me....


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

AndyC

#3
July 17, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
"No Mom. Nothing much going on here. Give my regards to Sidney O'Seamus. That's right, S.O.S. Uh huh. And ask him how Guy Gunderson is doing. Guy...Gun...that's right."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

CheezeFlixz

#4
July 17, 2008, 10:34:47 PM
Guy with gun: You tell them double anchovies, hear me! I said anchovies ... double anchovies.

Sister Grace

#5
July 18, 2008, 07:58:21 AM
Off-screen commentator: Here is an historical picture from when the Mob started price-line negotiators; now currently being ran by William Shatner.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Neville

#6
July 19, 2008, 03:48:40 PM
I've been trying, man, but they keep switching me to otherextensions and playing music. And if they go again with the elevator music, I'm taking the shot instead.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Yaddo 42

#7
July 21, 2008, 11:13:44 PM
Listen, lady, I don't care how little time this survey will take, I just don't have the time.

or

Man with gun: It's another one of those Indian tech support centers isn't it? Let me deal with them!
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

trekgeezer

#8
July 23, 2008, 02:53:10 PM

"Let me see, get shot or listen to the ex yelling about the alimony?" "Shoot me, please!"






And you thought Trek isn't cool.

the master

#9
July 23, 2008, 03:13:48 PM
gun:okay! tell them the problem im having with this product
phone guy :im trying but all i got is music damnit!

sprite75

#10
July 23, 2008, 07:48:46 PM
You call him, ask if Amanda Hugnkiss is there, and then give him your name and current location.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#11
July 23, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
"Hi honey. Uh..where do you keep the spare ribbon for the typewriter? Well, I kinda need it right now."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Wortcov

#12
July 24, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
everytime uncle bob is sleepwalking it's Steve's job to warn the neighborhood

Mr. DS

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October 18, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
Guy Holding Gun:  "Find out where the 'can you hear me now' guy is right now or you'll be the one getting the bullet". 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#14
October 18, 2009, 10:44:08 PM
If you're inviting the Satellite Of Love to review this film, you're a dead man!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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