http://www.haknort.com

[Joe Konrath]

In the mood for some obscene poetry?  Of course you are!

Hundreds of vulgar micro-poems, guaranteed to make you wet your pants laughing.  (If you don't wet your pants, we'll wet them for you.)

Hope to see you there.  Long live bad movies! Thanks for suggesting I post here, Andrew!

Joe

[Andrew]

Yes, you will never find a more frightening view of eggplants...

(Look under the "Woobie Award.")

http://www.haknort.com/

[Lee]

My head started hurting so I left. I think it's safe to say this guy was a whacko.

[Flangepart]

Oh...my...God.
....That...could be a picture of me!
....With less taste in suits,of corse........
....Now, i have reason for my paranoia. More reason. Part of a long list, realy.
....( Insert Theremin music here)
....i like some of that poetry, btw.
....(Theremin gets louder)

[John]

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I went to that site and I can't them out of my head! Quick, someone read me some Vogon poetry!