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FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS : 80min. Color. Crown Int./Centrala.

Started by Flangepart, August 29, 2002, 11:02:20 AM

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Flangepart

>>>> Plot? : Earth discovers ancient thingy with alien message. pointy spaceship Heads to Venus to explore. Venus has dead civilisation. Could Earth be next?
>>>> Stars? Um...no one i know. The film is East European, so......
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STUFF TO WATCH FOR! ::::
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Alien artifact, or failed glass blowing project?
Prof. Herringway. How much does a Harringway? 6 lbs! ( Sorry. had to use it)
Pondit Nerue?
By the sound of the "Message", the aliens were fond of Phillip Glass music.
The Krell lab is about to blow!
Well, maby Venus dosen't respond to Earth cause  they wanna avoid all those stupid telemarketing calls.
Commie Newshounds.
Mig Trainer!
Omega-Twiki with treads. Lets see him in the Battlebox, Where Ziggo can cream his ass!
"This is Intervision". They need James Earl Jones to spice up the intro....or Mark Biro...
RANDOM GRATUITIOUS BREST....oh. Never mind!
Are the ground crews lettered for thier vitamin deficiences?
When Cosmonauts get the giggles.
Robot kicks Ernest Borgnines butt at chess. Much Hilarity ensues.
Thank you Dorathy Gale.
For emergency gyro, break class? I disbelieve.
Pondit N. IS Mr. Cranky. "Bah!"
Message translation=Earth is boned.
I claim this planet in the name of the prolitariet!
And boom goes your ride home. D'oh!
Ah ha! He's landed in the nest of the "Boingy,boingy" spiders!
Spiders, or pipe cleaner origami?
Its a giant dunlop 7! I bet Goldfinger is looking for it...
When Science geeks speculate.
Blob, Mathmos, or plain 'ol Texas crude.? You be the judge.
Whole planet to land on, and they pick the one place they need to find the ancient Venusian H.Q. What are the odds...realy, what are the odds?
A Hiroshima moment.
Mad Robot, Mad Robot!
Well...how long can you hold your breath, Chen Yew?
Oops! Looks like the black guy gets screwed agine.
And, finaly, (Yea)............Heartless news gerbil...prime candidate for CNN or FOX.
Flangepart say, check it out! Lots of good MST strait lines (6lbs!), and if possable, do as i did, and get the double feature dvd , with "Voyage to the prehistoric planet". I had fun with that one!
....Can't say how well they delivered their lines in Russian or what ever it was, but the dubbing is adiquite. Gotta love the "Boingy, boingy spiders". Did Andrew review this? I diden't find it in the review titles. Humm...maby Dr Freex. Ah well. Have fun with it. Back to you, Andrew!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Gerry

I love FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS.  It was one of the first movies I reviewed for Scifilm.

<http://www.scifilm.org/reviews/spaceshipvenus.html>

I've got the same Diamond DVD you have Flange.  (Reviewed VOYAGE TO THE PREHISTORIC PLANET too).

You're right that the guy who plays chess with the robot looks like Ernest Borgnine.

Pipe-cleaner origami -- that's a good one.

John

>I've got the same Diamond DVD you have Flange. (Reviewed VOYAGE TO
>THE PREHISTORIC PLANET too).

 I just read both reviews. Nicely done. BTW, in your review of VTTPP, you stated that the Russian original, Planeta Burg isn't available on home video. Actually, it is. You can get it on both tape and VCD from (let's see if I can get the URL tag right on the first try);

http://www.bijouflix.com/

John

>I've got the same Diamond DVD you have Flange. (Reviewed VOYAGE TO
>THE PREHISTORIC PLANET too).

 I just read both reviews. Nicely done. BTW, in your review of VTTPP, you stated that the Russian original, Planeta Burg isn't available on home video. Actually, it is. You can get it on both tape and VCD from (let's see if I can get the URL tag right on the first try);

www.bijouflix.com/

John

ARGH! I didn't mean to double-post. I reloaded the page after the first time and my post wasn't listed, so I changed it a little and tried again.

Gerry

John wrote:
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>  I just read both reviews. Nicely done. BTW, in your review
> of VTTPP, you stated that the Russian original, Planeta Burg
> isn't available on home video. Actually, it is. You can get
> it on both tape and VCD from (let's see if I can get the URL
> tag right on the first try);

You're right, I need to revise that review.  PLANETA BURG is available on VHS from Sinister Cinema as well.

Flangepart

Humm...intersting.
....I wonder how it plays in Russian? I wasen't a bad flick, for its budget.
....But...as soon as i saw the "Spacebuggy", i immediatly thought..."Supercar!"
...."Supercarrrrrrrrrr...Supercarrrrrr..." I Laughed my butt off, wondering when Mike Mercury was gonna come along with a spare key, and blast outta there with a "So long, suckers!"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

John

>You're right, I need to revise that review. PLANETA BURG is available on VHS
>from Sinister Cinema as well.

 Are you eventually going to review it as well? I'd love to see a comparision of all three films;

Planeta Burg
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

Scott

I actually liked this film. It just had a different flavor.