How Much Does it Take?

[sprite75]

Hey baby, how much of this green stuff in my left hand does it take to get a night in bed with you?

[indianasmith]

And ladies, notice how the universal boyfriend remote can be used to induce a proper attitude in your mate with the push of a button!!!

[Psycho Circus]

"You and your sex toys, just wait 'til my hair's dry...ok?"

[AndyC]

"Why fake a headache? Just press the button, and your horny hubby is frozen on the spot. See that clock? Time is standing still for tumescent Tony."

[Mr. DS]

"Gasp...ok, here is my paycheck and my gift for the week.  Now can I take off the electronic cod piece?"

[Inferno]

Esurance, saving you time and mon-............well, just time.

[Yaddo 42]

Alright honey, I robbed Flavor Flav like you asked, can I have the TV remote back now?

or

It's some kind of bondage/roleplaying wet dream from deep within the subconscious of Kevin Smith.