Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...

sprite75 · August 24, 2008, 09:59:09 PM

My sister has a donkey, I have a centaur! I have the better deal! And in every way possible, if you catch my drift.

Yaddo 42 · August 24, 2008, 10:07:08 PM

Regular guys won't clean up after themselves, can you imagine the mess a centaur leaves?

akiratubo · August 24, 2008, 10:15:37 PM

You know, honey, that "hung like a horse" joke *does* get old after a while.

Mr. DS · August 25, 2008, 09:05:39 AM

"Ah, I'd love a quickie honey but I'll be late for my race at the Kentucy Derby."

or

"I'm sorry honey, next time I'll go outside to urinate."

Jack · August 25, 2008, 01:36:15 PM

Woman: "We had beef and bean burritos one night. I kid you not - the ENTIRE WALL of the bathroom!"

trekgeezer · August 27, 2008, 11:08:26 AM

"Bob discovers a side effect the Enzyte people didn't mention"

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TheDope · August 27, 2008, 07:56:55 PM

Yes ladies; I can honestly say I have a stable relationship.

AndyC · August 30, 2008, 05:33:36 PM

"Excuse me honey, I've got to p**s like a racehorse."

Tom · August 30, 2008, 11:09:45 PM

Sorry hunny...not tonight...I feel a little horse.

sprite75 · September 11, 2008, 04:13:15 PM

Honey, what's with the saddle and the jumper cables?