A park ranger with a secret...

[sprite75]

Gee...I hope my wife doesn't find out about this.

[Tom]

Fruit Of the Looms on a horse????? Think of the skid marks!!!!

[AndyC]

"Hurry sheriff! The Gallo brothers are catching up!"

[Mr. DS]

Grapeback Mountain didn't pan out for producers. 

[Psycho Circus]

Cowboy has world's worst piles  

[jdlarch]

FOTL Guy: I think I've put up with enough grape jokes... "You're doing grape, kid." "Thanks a bunch!" or "That's just vine with me." ... If I hear one more I'm gonna scream!

Ranger: Oh, stop your wine-ing.

FOTL Guy: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Draug]

"Urgh, there I got that feeling again, that someone, or something, is following me. Nah, it must be my imagination..."