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No I have not been drinking!

Started by sprite75, August 23, 2008, 10:44:18 PM

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sprite75

August 23, 2008, 10:44:18 PM


Cop: Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
Driver: No, sir.  I made the mistake of drinking a great deal of coffee and Mountain Dew all day long and not having peed since leaving my house in Grand Forks this morning.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Mr. DS

#1
August 24, 2008, 10:36:00 AM
"Oh this, I pimped my ride so it could have an active waterfall...sweet ain't it officer?"
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Yaddo 42

#2
August 24, 2008, 11:06:22 AM
Well, officer, I can never get the lid to stay on my Jumbo To Go Cup at Mickey D's.

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No sir, I transport urine samples for a lab and thanks to you I just spilt them all!
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AndyC

#3
August 31, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
"No sir, this does not entitle you to drive in the carpool lane."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Inferno

#4
September 01, 2008, 08:26:57 PM
Sorry, I just drove this through a river. Damn bridge was out.

Draug

#5
September 02, 2008, 12:08:58 PM


"Whew! Did I ever tell you I have a weak bladder, officer?"
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

JJ80

#6
September 02, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
I knew I should have checked my brakes after driving through that ford back there!

Psycho Circus

#7
September 02, 2008, 01:51:18 PM
"Uh, my water's just broke!"
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