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a old lady fliped me off for no reason the other day

Started by the master, September 06, 2008, 11:35:56 AM

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Patient7

#1
September 06, 2008, 12:08:12 PM
You should have
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

ghouck

#2
September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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Psycho Circus

#3
September 06, 2008, 12:40:41 PM
You should have snapped that finger off and stamped it to dust!  :teddyr:

the master

#4
September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!

errbin

#5
September 06, 2008, 05:04:45 PM
sounds like there's more to the story
do tell


errbin
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ghouck

#6
September 06, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!

What? I'm serious. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

#7
September 06, 2008, 05:52:20 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!

What? I'm serious. .
I can vouch for Ghouck...he is serious. 
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the master

#8
September 06, 2008, 06:16:16 PM
it was for no reason i was just sitting in my moms car waiting for her to get done shoping then an old lady on crutches comes out and just stands there i look over to see if my moms coming out and she just flips me off !

ghouck

#9
September 06, 2008, 06:22:17 PM
Yep, , it was a proposition. She didn't know what flipping someone off meant, ,asked someone, they said "It means F-You". Think about her flipping you off, , but her "F-you" had a QUESTION MARK at the end. Was she eying you provocatively while doing so? It's hard to tell when elderly women have "F-Me Eyes", , the wrinkles often kill the look, but, , you were definitely lined up for some GMILF tail and missed the boat. Bummer.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

the master

#10
September 06, 2008, 07:06:20 PM
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff

ghouck

#11
September 06, 2008, 07:19:21 PM
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#12
September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 07:06:20 PM
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff

Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:19:21 PM
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.

That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  :teddyr:

ghouck

#13
September 06, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  :teddyr:

Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#14
September 07, 2008, 06:38:41 AM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  :teddyr:

Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .

No way dude, I draw the line at around 50....unless we're talking the likes of Joan Collins or Dolly Parton.

Not some stiff 'ol handbag Mary who'll fall to bits if you braethe on her!  :buggedout:
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