Top 100 Worst Songs Ever

[Mr. DS]

Ok...lets roll out the negativity...what songs do you hear and make you want to rip your hair out...allow me to gladly nominate...

1.) Los Del Rio - Macrena
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU
A stupid dance that even your grandmother can do at weddings...

[Psycho Circus]

2) 5 pennies and Jason Timberwolf....Ayup Technostuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na4x2Uwflmg

Just disgusting music, if you can call it "music"

[Mr. DS]

3.) Electric Slide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMQfTJ3gYk
God I hate this song and dance...   I'll simply leave the room when it comes on at a wedding.

[Psycho Circus]

4) I will survive!  Drives me mad! Now, I like Gloria Gaynor and respect her but this song is soooo overplayed it's not funny anymore!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

[Patient7]

5.  I believe It's titled, My Humps, but I'm not sure on that.

[Psycho Circus]

6. Fast Food Morons, junk food crap song 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM

This type of crap tops the UK charts all the time for some unknown reason 

[Mr. DS]

7.) Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAIlrkSZOg
Some of the dumbest lyrics ever...period...

"You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah)
You cant mess with Limp Bizkit (why?)
Because we get it on (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this platinum thing right here? (uh huh)
Well we're doing it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) "

Note, perhaps Fred Durst should have listened to that last line...

[Psycho Circus]

8) My System Of A Chemical Hooba Romance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nw1-_5-Vk

Stupid nerds who can't play properly or sing, become heros to lonely teenage goths and give "metal" a very bad name indeed. I could go on for hours about this emo garbage! So, the world threw away hair metal and look where it got ya? eh? This is talentless whining by a pasty, loser son of a b***h!

[Rev. Powell]

If we wanted to be really cruel, we would post these wthout warning what they were first.  I won't do that.

9. Barbie Girl, by some nobodies who thankfully dropped off the face of the earth...

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=p68rj879Zyg&feature=related

[Mr. DS]

10.) Linkin Park - One Step Closer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw
"Shut up when I'm talking to you". If a guy named "Chester" yells that, do you listen?

[Psycho Circus]

11) Napalm Death - Scum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzmXQY0l5Xs

So funny, yet so crap, yet so serious, yet so funny....

[Derf]

12. Poison -- "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2DA4I4TGw

Some of the worst doggerel I've ever heard. I speak more as a poet than as a musician here. This song takes all traditional poetic imagery and throws it out the window simply to find a poor rhyme.

[poetry lesson] "Every rose has its thorn / Every night has its dawn." Night/darkness is pretty universally accepted as a representation of ignorance/fear/turmoil/etc. Dawn is a symbol of hope/peace. All that is turned upside down just for a bad rhyme. Yes, I can rationalize a party band equating night ending with negative feelings, but the song doesn't justify it in any way, and the rest of the song is no better. [/poetry lesson]

[Torgo]

13) CRASH TEST DUMMIES  "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm"

[darthchicken]

14. Let It Die - Foo Fighters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFS5gd35LzU

[Mr. DS]

15.) Metallica  - I Disappear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714a83V22Y
James Hetfield sounds like Fat Albert constantly saying "Hey, hey, hey..."