Top 100 Worst Songs Ever

[Derf]

And then there's this little gem:

BOTM*

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3wI39cuGQ

*Beware of the Mullets

[Psycho Circus]

Daphne & Celeste "Ooh Stick You"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGLSJrj7AM

[Rev. Powell]

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4
Okay, BOBBY, this was okay when new... maybe some still like it... I can't say I ever reeaalllyy did...

A terrible blight on an otherwise very serious and creative career. It's a tragedy this is how the world at large knows him. 

[Mr. DS]

Lil Mama - Lip Gloss
(the SIM video version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8oeO0xGfk4
Giving Fred Durst a run for his money in the lyric department...

[Torgo]

This song makes me want to put a bullet in my brain.

SCATMAN JOHN  "Scatman"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

[Ash]

Be careful with this one.
Too much of it will cause permanent brain damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU

[Psycho Circus]

Hoobastink "Crawling Like A Dork" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2qU0YkWZIM

[Rattrap007]

Be careful with this one.
Too much of it will cause permanent brain damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU

But that one is so bad it is good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIqMflhH1LY
Don't Break my Heart, my achy breaky heart.... - Billy Ray Cyrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTUaNQGYshE
Flo-Rida ft Tpain - Low

[Psycho Circus]

Madonna "American Life"

This is where Madonna became dead to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJWcZwjSl0Y&feature=related

Madonna + rap = vomit

[Allhallowsday]

Okay, I'm haulin' out the big gun.   This one is the most impossibly horrible record ever recorded, kind of cool it is so frickin' strange with a wretched arrangement that's so weird it is fascinating.  CHER "You Better Sit Down Kids."  CHER "sings" the part of a FATHER explaining a marriage breakup to her, uhm, his "kids..." 
 
Perplexingly, it reached the Top 10 in November 1967!  I'm starting to like it because the flipped out jazz ending is fantastiic!  WTF??
TRY THIS FIRST I defy you to listen to it all.  You can hear IT here: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIrJJEVCP6M 

This one is from a TV special... To make this 5 minute clip worst, it takes nearly two minutes for CHER to "sing..."  CHER is "singing" here live, which if you could believe it, might be a bit better than the bizarre, torturous train wreck the 45 was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlubAgs7uM 

[Mr. DS]

Papa Roach - Last Resort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBImSA4hxmI

In case you didn't know, they explain in this song that suffocation=no breathing.  Thank you good sirs   

[Torgo]

Papa Roach - Last Resort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBImSA4hxmI

In case you didn't know, they explain in this song that suffocation=no breathing.  Thank you good sirs   

Here's the Richard Cheese lounge parody of this wretched song. The person made a video out of footage  of some movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF3Ew7oJP2o

[Torgo]

LIMP BIZKIT "Nookie"   (hell, anything by this band sucks really)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlBNVcrLpcs

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and here's the Richard Cheese parody that is actually a lounge medley of Nookie and Break Stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kSWYUogHk

[Psycho Circus]

Bon Gravy "Make A Memory" (Oh Please Jon, if only!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxtvHxQllzM

[asimpson2006]

Get off the treacle, people--your teeth will thank you for it!!   

As much as I enjoy the song, it is admittedly terrible:

Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLenuBXt2RE


I went looking for a song called "Swamp Girl" that is probably the only '60s pop song about suicide. It's another song I greatly enjoy; it sounds very much like a b-movie setup. The only You Tube version I could find was by Charles Manson, and so I decided to just mention the song rather than link to it; there are much better versions, and I really don't much want to link to anything Manson.

That song reminds me of a story.  At my previous job there used to be this older service associate (AKA bagger) who used to be a go-go girl back in the day then did a massive 180 and become a god loving citizen.  Anyways back when this song was quite popular she picked up the phone and got on the PA system and started singing this song.  Management was looking every to find her and stop her from singing and they found her crouched behind the desk in the Bakery department.  I sometimes wish I was there to see it.