"The World's Gone Mad!"

[Metropolisforever]

"What is God's name is this?  Robotic buckets on faces?  That must be the Mark of the Beast!  Hmmm, I never would have thought...  The Anti-Christ is unpredictable!  Run for your lives!  Hide from the Anti-Christ!  Only Jesus can save you now!"

[AndyC]

Well this proves it. People will go for any cockamamie thing that claims to cure male pattern baldness.

[Flangepart]

Sleep Apnea breathing machine tests really sucked in the early days.

[indianasmith]

But the ad promised that the X-Ray vision glasses would be inconspicuous and innocent in appearance . . . . .

[WingedSerpent]

Nightvision goggles for cyclopes

[Khaz]

" I don't know about you Phil, but I think these nose filter slash eye contact avoidance masks for long elevator rides are great!"