The Worst Job You've Ever Had

[Trevor]

His nickname was Lumpy(from Leave it To Beaver) and I almost gave him one.

Karma!

I saw a guy brain another guy with a case of frozen French Toast stix!

Sacre bleu, merde alors! 

[Raffine]

they made me toast buns

Ugh.

While in high school I had that same job at the local Shoney's. I had to first rub the bread over a big metal wheel which coated it in thick yellow goo ("butter") and then I ran the bread through a conveyor belt-type toaster. It was literally a sweat-shop since it was almost unbearably hot in the kitchen and the manager was a screaming idiot. I lasted about a week until I quit to work at Hardee's.

I actually had a pretty good time working at Hardee's, since several of my friends also worked there. My mom made me change clothes in the garage after work so I wouldn't bring roaches in from work in the house, though.

[sprite75]

I remember the one time I worked at a buffet I had to clean up the restroom after a guy had went and had a rather explosive case of diarrhea.  As in all over the toilet, the floor, and most of the stall too.  Yuck.  They let me go home when I was done and I took the hottest shower possible - to the point of almost burning my skin, along with washing my uniform not once but several times.  I'm still surprised I didn't shrink my uniform or cause it to fall apart.  Good thing I didn't see any bleach nearby because I probably would've dumped that in the washing machine and ruined the uniform.

[ghouck]

Haaaa,, , I had a violent case of Explosive Diarrhea at work once. Painted the F-ing walls man. Fortunately, I had a janitor that cleaned it up for me. Before you start feeling bad for the janitor, keep in mind he was an inmate, in for life for raping a 9-year old girl and giving her the HIV virus. It was NASTY, it was when I was quitting smoking and nicotine gum had my stomach all screwed up. 

[Mr. DS]

I recall one day being called over to a "spill" in an isle.  A woman and her kid were there and were surrounded by a red liquid.  I thought the kid had brought a slushie into the store.  Well, come to find out he did but it was originally in his stomach.  Luckily the mother helped me clean up a bit. 

Sprite I give you credit for cleaning that up.  One time they almost made me do it at my workplace.  Luckily they had a professional come in to clean it.  I would have walked out I think. 

[ghouck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_Q09ZzhUI