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Andrew For President!

Started by Ash, October 13, 2008, 08:18:32 AM

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Ash

I had no idea he was running for president!

Click the link below...(the video may take a minute to load and buffer)

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Boesfx&altl=Cpsousfhfs

So Andrew, what's your stand on the issues?   :wink:

Mr. DS

I once dated a chick with that same tattoo, small world.   :bouncegiggle:
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Trevor

Quote from: Ash on October 13, 2008, 08:18:32 AM
I had no idea he was running for president!

Click the link below...(the video may take a minute to load and buffer)

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Boesfx&altl=Cpsousfhfs

So Andrew, what's your stand on the issues?   :wink:

If he was running, I'd apply for USA citizenship so that I could vote.
:teddyr:

:buggedout: Old. Ladies. Should. Not. Have. Tattoos.  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ghouck

How many times do you think Andrew will add "or I'll kick your ass" to the constitution?

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, or I will kick their ass!"

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, or I will kick their ass!"

"No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law, or I will kick their ass!"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

"All media featuring George Kennedy shall be destroyed effective immediately..."
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

raj

Andrew's got my vote.


Seriously, these are the best people the United States of America could come up with to run for President?

Jack

You got my vote Andrew!  I'll probably spell your name wrong, but oh well.  It's the thought, right?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Patient7

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

the master

#8
i found a youtube video about it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Andrew

Egad, I do not want to be president.  Maybe I would have if it was long ago (think the first century of the United States), but running for president now turns everything into a carnival.  Plus, it seems like getting an agreement on anything is ridiculously complicated and takes too darn long.

However, if I get elected (conscripted), then my one pledge would be: a balanced budget.  Come Hell or high water, it's time to start paying off the debt.
Andrew Borntreger
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ghouck

Quote from: Andrew on October 14, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Egad, I do not want to be president.  Maybe I would have if it was long ago (think the first century of the United States), but running for president now turns everything into a carnival.  Plus, it seems like getting an agreement on anything is ridiculously complicated and takes too darn long.

However, if I get elected (conscripted), then my one pledge would be: a balanced budget.  Come Hell or high water, it's time to start paying off the debt.

So, it's "Balance the budget, or I'll kick your ass" to Congress? Cool, I'm with you on that. If you are president, you should write up all new laws just like you did the FAQ: To the point with the occasional threat of violence.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Trevor

Quote from: The DarkSider on October 13, 2008, 10:56:03 AM
"All media featuring George Kennedy shall be destroyed effective immediately..."

You can have my VHS of The Delta Force immediately.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.