Top 100 Worst Songs Ever

[AndyC]

Interesting that while Pat Boone did a tongue-in-cheek album of rock covers, Paul Anka took a more serious approach and succeeded pretty well at matching rock lyrics with swing arrangements. He apparently put a lot of effort into choosing songs that wouldn't sound cheesy with that "Rat Pack" sound. I own Anka's Rock Swings, and it's one of the discs my wife and I usually take along on long car trips. I wouldn't even call it a guilty pleasure. It's a great musical experiment and a fun album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YABzHqNBIk&feature=related
OK, back to bad songs.

[Psycho Circus]

Shania Twain - Ka-Ching 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I42c6RP04xU

[Nukie 2]

Ohh no no no, you don't know bad until you've heard this from the paedophile of pop. Before Micheal Jackson there was Gary Glitter.
I present to you....

Gary Glitter - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIB4kI6ivv4

Makes you're skin crawl doesn't it?
Is this a threat or a promise?

[Nukie 2]

Anal C*nt - Your Kid is Deformed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFVEkEZ_68w

[Psycho Circus]

Ohh no no no, you don't know bad until you've heard this from the paedophile of pop. Before Micheal Jackson there was Gary Glitter.
I present to you....

Gary Glitter - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIB4kI6ivv4

Makes you're skin crawl doesn't it?
Is this a threat or a promise?

I know what you mean  . It's not a bad song though, Joan Jett's version is way better 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eHvm88yVvNQ

[Allhallowsday]

JIMMIE RODGERS "Honeycomb" (here's a not-too-cool live performance about 8 years after "Honeycomb" topped the charts - for 4 weeks!) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRqh02N8UM

[AndyC]

Johnny Horton deserves a mention here. His songs are fun, but undeniably cheesy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Q47i4zGBs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecIdlEAKhU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF0zCM5IB7k

[JJ80]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Aj_rVWb20

Before she was in "Dr Who" Billie Piper had a Britney Spearsesque pop career. This actually got to Number 1 about a decade ago....

[Psycho Circus]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Aj_rVWb20

Before she was in "Dr Who" Billie Piper had a Britney Spearsesque pop career. This actually got to Number 1 about a decade ago....

I remember that JJ. Do you remember Jennifer Ellison's attempt at a pop career?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mgA51kOfifY

[JJ80]

Sadly no Circus, I didn't even know that Jennifer Ellison had tried to be a pop star! You can however hear why it didn't seem to take off.

[Allhallowsday]

SSGT BARRY SADLER "The Ballad of the Green Berets"   Topped the charts in 1966. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94

[JJ80]

I've always thought that "Do Wah Diddy" by Manfred Mann was terrible! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=30p0PJrHrgE

[Psycho Circus]

Lita Ford "Kiss Me Deadly"

Now, I own all her records, but this song I loathe 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv3eAzBOxuc

[HappyGilmore]

Stand Back by Vince McMahon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBobiML4QN4

[Allhallowsday]

Well, these have all been uniformly bad, though I take exception to MANFRED MANN (though I don't like it much).  I don't think VINCE McMAHON should count (or did he really have a record?)  Here's SSGT BARRY SADLER "The A-Team."    Probably the only "artist" that I can think of whose both charting records belong on the 100 Worst Songs Ever list:   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_u-V4pWAM