Repulsion

[Rev. Powell]

Call 1-900-NUT-BABE! Our lonely, sexy schizophrenics are waiting to hear from YOU!  ($1.99 per minute, other charges may apply).

[Psycho Circus]

"What's that Circus? You'd like me to come over and play with your big top"

[sprite75]

Yes, is Seymour there.  Last name Butts.

[Terf]

Catherine Deneuve tried to overlap her filming career with her modeling career, with strange results...

[JJ80]

Cat was just couldn't find the damned mouse anywhere and was on the verge of calling for assistance......

[Psycho Circus]

"Now I told you before circus, to stop calling! You're stressing me out, I need my space! I don't like it when you call me up all drunk on a Saturday night, I could be out with my friends, but no! Here I am, lying on some cold ass floor talking to some drunken rock n' roll clown!" 

[JJ80]

In a 'blonde moment' Cathy had accidentally locked herself in the flat!

[AndyC]

Popeye's daughter was actually pretty hot.

[Goji_girl]

Gee, I can't wait until I get my own desk.

[Magnus]

Why yes please come on over....I'd LOVE to have YOU for dinner. 

[Fausto]

"Yeah, right now I'm working on this Polanski film...Its horrible, the director keeps winking at me and making obscene gestures with his hands..."

[Pennywise]

"Ohh, this floor feels so good under me. Smooth, polished, oohhh...Oops, your hour's up, buh-bye!"