Ring Ring Ring...

[Squishy]

No, not "The Ring"...

"Phone Booth"

NO! NOOOOOOO! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO! Just when I was SURE Joel "Meesa Likesa Nipples" Schumacher was GONE, he gets a ****ing LARRY COHEN SCRIPT!! Even HE can't **** up a LARRY COHEN script THAT badly! It even LOOKS good! This will make money! He'll keep making MOVIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Would you rather be "Swept Away" or "Spirited Away?"

[Foywonder]

You're starting to channel Josh Patrick? Don't go there.

[Cullen]

"Joel "Meesa Likesa Nipples" Schumacher was GONE, he gets a ****ing LARRY COHEN SCRIPT!! Even HE can't **** up a LARRY COHEN script THAT badly!"

Sure he can.  Hell, even LARRY COHEN can screw up an Larry Cohen script.  Have a little faith, will ya?

(Wait a second.  Not sure that's right...)