Things not to say during sex

[Chadzilla]

"Wow, Mom never moved like THAT!"

[Lee]

IT'S OFFICIAL, WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!

[Dano]

nm

[Vermin Boy]

"Take me, Louie Anderson!"

[Luke Bannon]

Do you accept Visa?

[peter johnson]

Very witty --
Does anyone know whatever became of Louie Anderson's plan to do a film bio of Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle?
PS:  Vermin:  Did you mail out my new Demons of Stupidity?   I need to get Stupid, dude!!
Yours in Firesign
peter johnson

[Luke Bannon]

Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed?

[John]

You're good! I'll bet Achmed gives me twice as much for you as my last girlfriend!
Damn, I think these are the condems my little brother poked holes in...

[BlackAngel]

The doctor said it's not contagious.

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From every1in NYC, c-ya

[BlackAngel]

"I believe I can fly.  I believe she was only five..."

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From every1 in NYC, c-ya

[Squishy]

"Uh-oh. Gonna spew."
(anything in Jar-Jar talk)
"Ohhhhhh! Prince of Space is coming!!"
"Hey, let's get my sister in here! Hey SIS!!"

--Hey, Nathan, how did it go? Did you say it like the guy at the end of "Godzilla 2000" (light a smoke, strike a pose, bellow it defiantly), or like the helicopter pilot in "King Kong vs Godzilla?" (My idea was to scream this upon first seeing one's partner's goodies. Guaranteed to get one killed, whether they get it or not.)

[mogwai]

i want your abortion.

[BlackAngel]

Is that your final answer?
You are the weakest link. G'bye.
Hey, kids, come in the room and see what you'll be doing when you're teens

[BlackAngel]

I didn't say we could have a threes--Rover, get from back there.  I said we can do it later.
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From every1 in NYC, c-ya

[Luke Bannon]

Uh, when's this meant to feel good?
I want a baby!
Man your breath stinks!!!!!
Smile you're on Candid Camera!