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Do five simple things a day to stay sane, say scientists

Started by Torgo, October 22, 2008, 04:52:51 PM

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QuotePeople should try to connect with others, to be active, to take notice of their surroundings, to keep learning and to give to their neighbours and communities, the document says.

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schmendrik

Quote from: Torgo on October 22, 2008, 04:52:51 PM


OK, I gather from the picture that three of the things you need to do every day are:

(1) Sing Karaoke
(2) Attack your temples with a power drill (is cordless OK?)
(3) Learn Chinese

What are the other two?

Rev. Powell

Quote from: schmendrik on October 22, 2008, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Torgo on October 22, 2008, 04:52:51 PM


OK, I gather from the picture that three of the things you need to do every day are:

(1) Sing Karaoke
(2) Attack your temples with a power drill (is cordless OK?)
(3) Learn Chinese

What are the other two?


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